crunchy queer

A queer that is a bit crunchy,
may have crunchalicious qualities,
never soft.

Look at that queer
Is it crunchy?
No.
Find some crunchy queers,
Like who??
Felix.

by crispityqueer March 7, 2021

Crunchy Taco

A girl who isn't horny and has a dry ass vagina.

I went to Chelsea's house last night and she had a crunchy taco.

by Afterhourcomedy July 3, 2020

Crunchy Fajitas

"kruhn-chee" - "fah-Jayh-tuhs"

noun,
1. A thin strip of marinated or grilled meat, wrapped inside a soft tortilla, whose most important ingredient is crushed tortilla chips.
2. A regular tex-mex dish

Origin:
2001-2008; < Canadian

Because of the crushed up the tortilla chips, that was the best crunchy fajitas I've ever had!

by Jfrymer1 May 23, 2012

Crunchy Beats

music used to amp up a lame party, or blast the party atmosphere through the roof.

man: Hey DJ, this party needs a boost, hit these bitches with some crunchy beats.

by Sober_J_Bone March 18, 2011

Crunchy Johansson

Use an variety of the Cap'n Crunch brand cereal (Cap'n Crunch, Peanut Butter Crunch, Cap'n Crunch's CoZmic Crunch, Cap'n Crunch's Crunch Berries but not Oops! All Berries), person takes cereal directly from box and pours on to a surface, the flatter the better. Person then takes dominate hand and crunches the Cap'n Crunch underneath their hand, letting all the Cap'ns goodness become one with the palm. Person then proceeds to give partner a hand job to completion. The Cap'n Crunch causes small microscopic tears into the skin, allowing the Cap'ns special goodness to seep into the body, causing for Cap'n Crunch's hallucinogenic experience.

A Crunchy Johannson has been attempted using Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Needless to say the only thing that happened was intense burning, like rubbing icy hot on your balls. He still got off so... it was worth it.

Lauren gave me a super heady Crunchy Johansson with Cap'n Crunch's Cozmic Crunch, all she wanted was Widespread lawn seats, bro.

by A Tall Mofo February 12, 2013

crunchy turtle

To describe a girls eye after a guy jizz's in it.

Olis had two crunchy turtles after hooking up with some random guys one night. True story!!!

by AcK aTtAcK and RaDiCaL rAcHeL!!! February 13, 2005

Crunchy Taco

A woman who has an aggressive, unfriendly, or "crunchy" personality.

Damn, that girl was a crunchy taco.

by mauna_lani August 13, 2010