Crumping

Picking skin flakes off your asshole and snorting then up like cocaine

I was crumping my girl last night and her flakes were gas ngl

by John Crump March 31, 2025

crump battle

When you and a group of friends gather around one street light in the middle of the night and one by one have a dance off while everyone else watches until there turn.

I’m high as fuck we should go have a crump battle

by Q576607 November 15, 2018

Crump

Period cramps- to avoid cramps from running, walking, etc. being confused with period cramps, use the word crumps when referring to period cramps.

Ugh my crumps are so bad today I’m on my period

by anonymous January 14, 2024

Crump

A spontaneous and violent movement.

"Y'all ever hit your funny bone on a chair and crump"

"Did you see Tom? When he got shot he Crump'd"

by grosshopper December 18, 2018

KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

Kieran is a cool underrated guy! It’s his 15th birthday and that’s sound so hey kieran it’s me have a good day! If you see this send it to the groupchat

HEY ITS KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

Crumped up

British slang for pumped up.

“Oi man, you crumped up for fish n’ chips on chewsday innit?”
“You bet your bloody arse i am innit!”

by Psuedowarden October 28, 2022

crump-stick

an ass turd(le) who keeps on acting like a purple muffin

fred kept on asking whether we were gonna go to the antique fair - god, what a crump-stick.

by markergo September 25, 2007