Crusty Napkin

When you eat multiple foods with a high content of fructose corn syrup, and you wipe your sticky-icky mouth on an innocent napkin.

Cory, can you pass me then...oh never mind, you have a crusty napkin.

by ShooLazers October 8, 2011

Crasty

ADJ. Insult on someone or something. Crazy nasty. Disgusting.

She was eaten out by her dog. "That's crasty."

by SydsYeezy October 9, 2012

crusty ring

When performing anal on a male or female that has not properly wiped and by the time you are finished there is a crusted ring around your shaft. Due to the seamen and shit.

"Did you smash that ass brah"
"Yeah but I pulled out and it smelled awful, then I looked down and saw a crusty ring!"

by Sam Pant's Loose Vag April 19, 2016

Crusty dick cheese

98% of men have dick cheese yet they don't admit it. Crusty Dick Cheese is basically when men don't practice good hygiene and the hot mixture of cum and pee bonds together and ferments for a long time until it turns into cheese. Natural and healty, its high in Glucose, salt and has low calories.

Slut1: hey b*tch you evah tried crusty dick cheese no?
Slut2: no shit, wtf is dick cheese yo...
Slut1: r u cereal? u no slut then

by DeepThroating69 July 4, 2017

crusty semen

When you nut all over yourself and you let it dry there. After a while it becomes crusty.

I nutted on my hand before and let it dry for a hour or two, it turned into crusty semen.

by The Black Plague October 26, 2017

Crusty macaroon

When’s females lips hang over thong underwear. When the thong is too small for the big clam make it look like a macaroon

My thong panties were really bothering me and as I looked down , my vagina looked like a pink crusty macaroon.

by Backdoor bacon February 3, 2018

Cristyet

from the russian “blyat” and the leged cristi a god among mortals
the ultimate insult

ur mom cristyet

by dark matter dragon fruit March 14, 2019