Extra Crispy

Something so good, so hot, so amazing, it can only be described in two words: extra crispy

Person 1: Yo dawg that shirt you got is hella crazy!

Person 2: Fuck dat man, its extra crispy

by Vitamin V April 2, 2010

crispy black

A person who is so black they look greasy and crispy like they just came out of a deep fryer.

Tom, did you see how crispy black April was looking this morning with all that soul glo up in her weave.

by vudar February 9, 2010

stay crispy

To be hot shit, alert and on top of everything. Only the finest can stay crispy while the masses lose it and turn soggy. You're the man! If you are crispy, then you have great swagger.

1. Hey Mike, I like what you are doing, stay crispy!

2. I'll catch you guys later, stay crispy!

by the original hot carl August 19, 2009

monica crispy

A weird light skin girl. But it’s a good weird. She really likes hot cheetos

Man why are you eating so many hot Cheetos your acting like a Monica crispy

by Beyonceslastnameisknowles May 28, 2018

Crispy Donut

The act of inserting the head of a blowtorch into the rectum of another person, and proceeding to ignite the flame.

“Can I borrow your torch head?” “Don’t you have one?” “Yeah but I need one with an igniter trigger on it.” “Why?” “I think the next time my step-sister gets stuck in the dryer, I’m gonna give her a crispy donut.”

by trix4blow69xxx July 1, 2021

Jesus Crispy

N. Meant as a derogatory description of fundamentalist Christians espousing "flakey" doctrine. Derived from cereal references. Rice Crispies, Rice Flakes etc.

"I wish that Jesus Crispy would stop trying to convert me."

by dirte13 April 27, 2006

crispy tenner

This is one in the pink and one up her stink. This looks like a person holding a new ten pound note, go on try it. It is done via the thumb and corosponding 2 fingers!

Oi Paddy Nicki says that she is keen for a crispy tenner. Will you dare enter her arse and fanny? Or has J-mo got more of a chance!

by Darren Miller October 31, 2007