Crapper cracker

1. What you make when you shit your pants in the car with the heated seat warmer on.

2. A generally crappy white person (informal)

1. “Awh man, I made a crapper cracker on the way home.”
2. “Man, Jake is such a crapper cracker.”

by Oops_wrong_door August 23, 2025

crapper

More crap. Different to crappier, which means more crappy.

Jan: Well that was total crap
John: I've seen crapper

by schnackal August 12, 2022

Doorstep Crapper

A "doorstep crapper" (or pooper) is a person who does something and then denies it, despite the strong evidence they did indeed.

Comes from the analogy of someone pooping on a doorstep, and upon confrontation says "Nobody's pooping on your doorstep, stop overreacting." Before again pooping on the doorstep later.

Doorstep crappers are hypocritical and act like they are innocent despite being guilty liars.

Example 1:
Person: Hey, Bob, stop stealing my cookies.
Bob: Nobody's stealing your cookies, stop complaining, nobody cares. *proceeds to steal Person's cookies*
Person: I see you Bob, stop being a doorstep crapper.

Example 2:
Kid: Hey, stop copying my work!
Peer: I'm not copying your work! *blatantly copies Kid's work again*

by jims gooning May 1, 2021

Crapper Splasher

basically when a person takes a shit and as the turd hits the water a SPLASH returns up his asshole. Sometimes your butthole closes up just as the water enters!

Hey man, my butt is so wet- i was just in the bathroom and received a Crapper Splasher

by champ031991 October 14, 2009

crapper-dapper

this word is bassically saying crap in a childish manner

"crapper-dapper mom I forget my book-bag!" "Son you better freakin' grow up"

by brandon K. April 25, 2006

crappers

Poggers but when it's not poggers.

"Wait no! Crappers!"

by leorrr May 2, 2021

Crapper doodle

A word to take an action of a swear word without making it sound/ rhyme with a swear word.

If you were to stub your toe and you can’t say anything “bad” bc your a (child of god)

You wrote the wrong answer on your test bc Becky right next to you told you B when it was really C and you knew it was C “crapper doodle”

by The kid under your bed January 2, 2020