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Pervert's Cramp

A cramp in the hand one gets after continuous periods of masturbation. It normally occurs around the middle finger, ring finger, and pinky. Similar to a writer's cramp, but, well, it's for perverts.
Person #1: I was jacking off to a porno on the internet a few days ago, and I got this pain in my hand!
Person#2: Oh, that must've been a pervert's cramp.
by somestupidrandomguy August 19, 2009
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memory cramp

When a stimuli triggers memories causing intense feelings that may appear to be associated with shame or regret; very painful, but of a mental kind, they may be so short that one cannot comprehend the memory.

Seemingly to be a side effect of stimulants.

I think I found a scientific term for this once, but I don't remember it.
When I'm with others and clench my fist or make a squeak, I don't have to lie anymore, I can honestly say "just a memory cramp"
by chellix December 31, 2012
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a cramp chow

a haram man who receives 4 daily cramps, cured with pork and gloves
a cramp chow went to the butchers for some pork but he cramped up in that bitch
by sirbradnickthe5th February 3, 2022
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Cramp in the Damp

The DMV is a real Cramp in the Damp
by MountainDrew March 21, 2019
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weiner cramp

"That dude is a real weiner cramp..."
by rdhvck November 2, 2019
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Cramp that jigger

Will you please cramp that jigger!
by Tandragee36 May 21, 2020
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wallet cramp

A conditon where your butt gets a cramp on one side because of your wallet being in your back pocket. Usually occurs on long car rides.
Guy: When I was going to california last month I got an intense wallet cramp.
Girl: You poor thing
by jailbooked January 22, 2011
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