oatmeal crackers

(oht'-meal kra'-kurrs)

noun--They don't exist, but they sound seriously good.

"Pass me some of those oatmeal crackers...after you invent them."

by noodlehead January 11, 2005

crackerless cracker

a white person who is all out crackers

damn there aint no saltines left!? (I'm now a crackerless cracker!)

by Caz aka cash June 17, 2011

crackersaurus

A large dinosaur who enjoys eating crackers in it's free time. They are generally friendly, but beware...if you even get within a foots distance of their crackers, prepare to be mauled to pieces. On the brightside, if you bring crackers, they may accept you into their family. It all depends on the type of cracker, which is unfortunately unknown. Sorry. Honey and peanut butter crackers is my guess...

P.S. They also supports gay rights

Crackersaurus - Imagine a green long neck dinosaur holding a gay rights sign while eating a box of Ritz crackers. :)

by Lacee ????????? March 31, 2013

yeet ur box of cheese crackers day

on December 7 yeet your box of cheese crackers.

Person: “Why are you yeeting your box of cheese crackers”
Other person “Cause its December 7th ya dingus. Yeet ur box of cheese crackers day,”
Person “Oh yes. sorry”

by Heh, im better than you December 5, 2019

Anal Crackers

The crispy byproduct of years of anal cream pies and Taco Bell. Usually feels like daggers coming out of your ass and they are usually red and orange colored. Homosexuals experience them the most

Dude Sarah come running out of the bathroom in pain supposedly cause she had some bad anal crackers.

by Billbelicheck March 13, 2014

Crackers And Cheese

The dirt found under the foreskin of a man's penis is crackers and cheese. Especially when he is unwashed or unclean. An uncircumsised man.

I only date men who aren't crackers and cheese!

by Dolce Coppola December 9, 2011

The Crackles

While taking a girl from behind, just before you cum pull out and get her to lie flat. After releasing your load and filling her arse crack lay on top of her for a while. Hopefully she will fall asleep only to wake finding her cheeks stuck together causing her to make a crackling sound as she trys to walk the next day!

Brought some gash back from the boozer last night, after a cheeky session she woke to find id given her the crackles.

by The Admiral. September 28, 2009