contemptment

the state of mind happily regarding everything as inferior, worthless, below your level ... blissful arrogance

John's contemptment was in high gear today as he happily poured scorn on everybody.

by Akula September 25, 2009

Conneticut muffin

When a woman wakes up a man by sitting on his face and shaking her booty until he wakes shouting 'Conneticut Muffin!!'

Yo bitch wake up and taste some conneticut muffin!!

by CF muff March 7, 2009

contemplicity

A state of thoughtful tranquility which is blissfully useless, like meditation but takes less work. Variants: plicity. Adjective: contemplicitous, plicitous.

Pach was shrooming last week and came over all contemplicitous for about half an hour before he got to thinking that his eyes were too cold.

I had to take a long trip last week and spent the train rid in a state of total contemplicity.

by Oddlyaromatic June 7, 2005

ass confetti

When diarrhea comes out in multi-colored flecks.

"I forgot to take my lactaid before I had that smoothie and ended up with ass confetti."

by Potamus July 28, 2006

jess conte

A beautiful, gorgeous YouTuber that is from Australia. She currently lives in LA with her husband Gabriel Conte, whom she married in December 2016. She has a beautiful singing voice and beautiful blue eyes.

Who's YouTube video are you watching?
It's Jess Conte's, she's so amazing.

by cuddling-marais December 10, 2017

Content Cop

A series made by IDubbbzTv that focuses around talking about YouTubers content and why it's bad.

Guy: Did you see the new content cop?
Guy 2: Yeah. It was pretty cool

by IG: i_stole_your_kids January 23, 2018

Content creator

Those people who dedicate their spare time to make (upload) music, video games, how-to tutorials, educational resources, animations, memes, podcasts, copyright-free images, product reviews, graphic designs, porn, fanfiction, ASMR, food recipes, and other digital content. Without content creators, the world would be a dull place.

Sal: Hi I'm a content creator!
John: What's that?
Sal: It means I produce digital content! Content refers to any digital medium, whether that be audio, video, image, text, or a combination of them.
John: Oh cool!

by Obv troll is obvious December 4, 2021