I will point at Metal Gear Solid 3 and say "pretty much that".
Anyone who doesnt trust the governmet will make up bullshit storis because they are too lazy to look up facts like these on, for example, the JFK assassination.
1. There is no such thing as a magic bullet.
2. There were 3 shots fired that day: 1. missed 2. got kennedy through the chest/throat and would have been fatal if the next shot had not been fired 3. The infamous headshot
There are theories that there was a second gunman, or that the bullet made an S curve to hit both kennedy and the governor of texas, when in fact a recent Discovery Channel special shows the following:
1. The governors seat in the front of the car was 6 inches in and 3 inches down from the seat where Kennedy was sitting, eliminating the magic bullet theory.
2. The second shot mentioned above entered through the tough muscle near the neck and shoulder, penetrated the seat and went through the governors seat and torso, exited through his chest and sturck his wrist and exited, glancing off the bone and finally stopping in the Texas Governors theigh.
3. The Discovery channel special used the $12.75 Italian Mannlischer rifle in .30 caliber period ammunition from an elevation and angle identical to Lee Harvey Oswalds position and turned up almost identical results to what has been tested and video taped.
So, for the last fucking time, STOP with the JFK theories and do something productive.
Anyone who doesnt trust the governmet will make up bullshit storis because they are too lazy to look up facts like these on, for example, the JFK assassination.
1. There is no such thing as a magic bullet.
2. There were 3 shots fired that day: 1. missed 2. got kennedy through the chest/throat and would have been fatal if the next shot had not been fired 3. The infamous headshot
There are theories that there was a second gunman, or that the bullet made an S curve to hit both kennedy and the governor of texas, when in fact a recent Discovery Channel special shows the following:
1. The governors seat in the front of the car was 6 inches in and 3 inches down from the seat where Kennedy was sitting, eliminating the magic bullet theory.
2. The second shot mentioned above entered through the tough muscle near the neck and shoulder, penetrated the seat and went through the governors seat and torso, exited through his chest and sturck his wrist and exited, glancing off the bone and finally stopping in the Texas Governors theigh.
3. The Discovery channel special used the $12.75 Italian Mannlischer rifle in .30 caliber period ammunition from an elevation and angle identical to Lee Harvey Oswalds position and turned up almost identical results to what has been tested and video taped.
So, for the last fucking time, STOP with the JFK theories and do something productive.
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That dude presents so much verifiable evidence, I think he's actually a conspiracy reporter, NOT a conspiracy theorist.
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A binge conspiracy theory is an event in which something strange, obscure or mysterious happens. Due to the lack of sleep and / or generally being fucked, the congregation of people have to discuss the events (often making jokes) to deduce theories as to what has happened in reality and who has caused it.
The 'strange mysterious event' is often something extremely simple caused by someone misplacing an object, but the confusion is intensified by everyone being off their heads.
Binge conspiracy theories are often shortened to the initialism 'BCTs'
A binge conspiracy theory is an event in which something strange, obscure or mysterious happens. Due to the lack of sleep and / or generally being fucked, the congregation of people have to discuss the events (often making jokes) to deduce theories as to what has happened in reality and who has caused it.
The 'strange mysterious event' is often something extremely simple caused by someone misplacing an object, but the confusion is intensified by everyone being off their heads.
Binge conspiracy theories are often shortened to the initialism 'BCTs'
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Binge Conspiracy Theory - BCT:
Someone empties a full bottle of cordial into a jug, leaves the jig and takes the bottle. Everyone then notices but the culprit could be anyone in the room, and the group have to create theories as to what the fuck has just happened.
Binge Conspiracy Theory - BCT:
Someone empties a full bottle of cordial into a jug, leaves the jig and takes the bottle. Everyone then notices but the culprit could be anyone in the room, and the group have to create theories as to what the fuck has just happened.
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Person 1: hey man those conspiracy theorists are dumb, they actually believe the earth is flat
Person 2: No we don't believe the earth is flat, that's just the flat earth conspiracy conspiracy to make us look stupid
Person 2: No we don't believe the earth is flat, that's just the flat earth conspiracy conspiracy to make us look stupid
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He was tired of being a sheeple so he did some hard research and looked at the world for what it truly is. He is now conspiritual: The belief of rejecting the lies of the mass through logical interpretations of the truth and sees the world in a larger more connected state of spirituality.
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This can easily be explained.
Pittsburgh Pirates- 18 years on losing season
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This can easily be explained.
Pittsburgh Pirates- 18 years on losing season
Pittsburgh Penguns- 2009 Stanley Cup Champions
Pittsburgh Steelers- Superbowl XL and XLIII Champions
Philadelphia Sports team fan 1 : What the hell is up with this Pittsburgh Sports team conspiracy? So unfair.
Philadelphia Sports team fan 2 : I guess we have the exact oppisite; A football team that is always close, a hockey team that is always close, and a sick ass baseball team.
Philadelphia Sports team fan 2 : I guess we have the exact oppisite; A football team that is always close, a hockey team that is always close, and a sick ass baseball team.
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