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Condom

A creation that was first made out of animal bladders to rubber latex.
It was made for bitches who only wants pleasure and commit adultery instead of bringing a beautiful creature into this world
A: Hey dude,,, My wife says she wants to have sex
B: Dude that's great. that means you're not gonna die a virgin and have a child!

A: Yeah but.. She said she wants a condom
B: Well,, You wont have to take care of a child though, right?
A: I always wanted a child for fucks sake, I'm not those retarded men in porn videos
B: but they don't use condo-
A: BUT SHE WANTS A CONDOM, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
by YourGranmaIsPolysexual January 11, 2022
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Condom

A condom is a very special piece of plastic wrap that keeps a women from getting that white stuff.
I would prefer he rather not use a condom just so we can have very kinky sex.
by Suck a very large dick February 5, 2018
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Condoms

A protective barrier that can prevent pregnant and std's. puts you in 18 years of pain if it breaks.
If you don't want kids or a bad infection, wear condoms.
by BETTS SEAL! December 27, 2018
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Condom

A rubber device worn on the dick to prevent the cum going in the pussy. If the girl knows your name, where you live, can track you down, etc then wear a condom. If she doesn't, go rawdog.
Girl: Shit, i thought you were wearing a condom?!

Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)
by GRU-Sniper March 9, 2007
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condom

a container to slide your beer bottle into to avoid getting cold hands. (used in South East Asia)
Look at the pussy with the condom!
by T-o-m-i March 3, 2007
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Condom

A rubber device worn on the dick to prevent the cum going in the pussy. If the girl knows who you are, where you live, can track you down, etc then wear a condom. If she doesn't, go rawdog.
Unsuspecting girl: Shit, i thought you were wearing a condom?!

Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)
by GRU Sniper December 14, 2008
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condom

where ur condom or u will be a fuckin wanker
where ur condom or u will be a fuckin da
by chris d 100 July 2, 2005
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