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Communicatable

To be in a position to communicate. Including but not limited to talk, text, instant messenger, Snapchat and other forms of modern communication.
Damn bitch you be communicatable or your husband be home?
by MonkeyOink May 5, 2014
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Complicated Dick

When the dick is AMAZING, but the person tied to it has a lot of baggage.
"Rickie has an amazing dick, but it's complicated as hell."
"OMG that Tyrone is one complicated dick if i've ever seen one."
by DanteJefferson2999 May 16, 2019
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Complicated

(1.) A word someone uses, whenever there's a hard (but simple) reality in front of them, they don't want to face.

Things that are genuinely/inherently complicated, are called, "complex". (You'll notice nobody refers to their relationship status as "complex", because deep down even they know they're lying to themselves. )

(2.) A synonym for "None of your business".
(1.) He says he doesn't want a relationship right now, because he's got a lot going on. His direct response and terrible excuse make things so complicated. Ugh. Whatever will I do with these obscure words shrouded in mystery?

(2.) Person A: "How about you tell me that Mountain Slope story Sheila?"

Person B: "Maybe another time Jerry. It's complicated."
by Olive989 March 3, 2023
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Decapitated Communication

Communication not directly involving the head or, by extension, the body. This includes any form of internet chat aswell as, technically, letters. The significance of it is that the lack of emotion and tone inputs into decapitated conversations can cause serious miscommunications. A simple example is the difficulty of conveying sarcasm via writing. While not impossible, it is much more difficult than when talking to someone. Importantly, decapitated communication is not the same as long distance communication, as many luddites will have you believe. Video chatting, for instance, is not decapitated. Neither is simply talking on the phone. In both of these cases, there is direct input of the head - in the case of the phone, it is only voice but it is still sufficient to make communication much more seamless.
Emoticons were a noble attempt at overcoming the barriers of decapitated communication, despite achieving only limited success.

The limitations of decapitated communication make discussions about emotional situations, such as relationships, clumsy and often unsuccessful. It is because of decapitation that such conversations can often take a turn for the worse.
by The Recapitator January 14, 2012
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Clickbait Communicator

A person who purposely makes vague statements in an attempt to make you engage with them in conversation, or in some cases to upset you.
Examples of a Clickbait communicator

EX GF: Based on everything that has transpired between us, I am now going to proceed.
EX BF: Proceed with what?
EX GF: I'm taking final action based on the circumstances.
EX BF: What does that mean? Are you OK?
EX GF: Yeah everything is great!!!!

Coworker: I just talked to the boss and got some really interesting information on the down low.

You: OK, what's up?
Coworker: Nothing much; just some things that are going to happen.
You: What are you trying to tell me?
Coworker: Nothing really, we just had a discussion. It was nothing.
by DominiqueBretodeau February 1, 2022
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means of communication

The definition for the ways you can use media to spread information.
Any social media you use for the meaning cited above.
The today's actual means of communication are journal, magazines, internet, facebook...
by Mag Trevisan July 28, 2017
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Complicated Relationship

Two people who are flirtatious and post eachother on social media that have some type of fling going on but are not dating for whatever reason.
Are you guys dating you always talk about eachother? Its kinda complicated relationship rn
by Newin lol August 24, 2018
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