compmunicate 

When two or more people in a room/office are near each other, but only talk to each other through IM or online chat.

Source:G4 urban dictionary spot

"Jen and Mike are sitting next to each other, dude, but they only compmunicate with IM."

compmunicate by Xterra August 16, 2009

Malicious Communications

A weak oppressive British law made by some moron with thin skin.

It's a law which banishes free speech and also allows people from other countries to verbally abuse you online, and if you say similar things in return, you get treated like a criminal by the police, while the low IQ individuals laugh their ass off at getting you in trouble over such petty bullshit. And then the person/persons who caused trouble get away with it because the police are too lazy to do anything, and only care about punishing their own people.

In one case, the police threatened to arrest people on Twitter who were making fun of them by asking if they had anything better to do, just because the police were tweeting and bragging about those they had caught for minor drugs possession. Police have also warned not to make fun of prison mugshots or it could land you in trouble. It will probably soon be illegal to boo at someone in public in this shithole of a country.

Britain is fast becoming a snowflake paradise of the Orwellian kind.

A weak pathetic little country full of cowards and vile double standards by the law/police.

Person from America: You're a cunt, piece of shit go kill yourself. Get better at playing games because you are a retard my friend.

Person from the UK: You're the cunt now fuck off you fag.

Useless British Police: I'm arresting you on suspicion of Malicious Communications.

Malicious Communications by Fight 4 Freedom December 29, 2022

Komi Can’t Communicate 

The best anime ever

Have you watched ‘ Komi Can’t Communicate’?

Yes! It’s amazing!

Komi Can’t Communicate by Plutosecret March 5, 2022

failure to communicate 

A failure to communicate occurs when the lines-of-communication are so broken down that you might as well be attempting to convey information not by means of the spoken word, but rather by some obscure and arcane non-verbal dialect comprised solely of farts and tap dancing.

'The story . . . was entitled "The Dancing Fool." Like so many Kilgore Trout stories, it was about a tragic failure to communicate.

'Here was the plot: A flying saucer creature named Zog arrived on Earth to explain how wars could be prevented and how cancer could be cured. He brought the information from Margo, a planet where the natives conversed by means of farts and tap dancing.

'Zog landed at night in Connecticut. He had no sooner touched down than he saw a house on fire. He rushed into the house, farting and tap dancing, warning the people about the terrible danger they were in. The head of the house brained Zog with a golfclub.'

-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions" -- Chapter 5 (page 58).

failure to communicate by Dinkum September 2, 2013

lack of communication

When someone is really shitty at communicating with you.

I have decided to not pursue our collaboration due to a lack of communication on your end.

lack of communication by MrDrake June 3, 2016

communication 

Something upper management preaches about but refuses to use.

Employer: Frank, you seem to be lacking in communication with the other employees.
Employee: Um...my name is Norm... I will work on that.

communication by rvdumper July 25, 2012

nano communication 

The use of nanomachines to secretly communicate among one another. In order to use this high-tech device, one must have pre-implanted nanomachines in their body. Nano-communication sends nerve impulses through your body until it reaches your brain, where you can hear the other person's voice. This technology was invented in 2027 AD, near the start of the third world war and was mainly used by spies investigating the development of Metal Gear Rex.

"Snake, switch over to nano communication. Someone may be listening in."

nano communication by darkinformer17 December 20, 2010