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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

your hot.
Boy: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Girl: What?
Boy: Your hot.
Girl: Oh ok.
by vllyhottie94 May 15, 2009
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Vegeta's Comprehension

Anything that is the amount of 9000 or below. Anything over 9000 is beyond Vegeta's comprehension, which results in the crushing of scouters in hands, due to Vegeta not being able to count over the number 9000.
Person A: "Man, i have a lot of pennies!"
Person B: "Are they beyond Vegeta's Comprehension?"
Person A: "No, it was just 3273 of 'em."
by AlphaCananogram January 22, 2009
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comire

A group of achievers. A family, large and loving. A person that uses thought, not hatred. A true humanitarian.
The Comires of Rhode Island are a great example of this. Children of Aime and Beatrice.
by Hare-Bear October 1, 2006
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compensation car

A car, usually a Hummer or Jaguar, that identifies that a man is covering up for his small penis.
Yesterday I saw my Asian co-worker run crying out of work, the next day he bought a hummer. Clearly a compensation car.
by Redneck Prep December 9, 2010
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academic competition

Any competition directly relating to material learned in an academic environment that sends feelings of trepidation down one’s spine when mentioned, in which the participants are still attending some form of school attempt to show off their acquired knowledge.
Spelling Bee, Geography Bee, Math League, Knowledge Bowl, Knowledge Masters, Academic Triathlon, Robotics Team, Model United Nations, Intel Science Talent Search, etc … are examples of academic competitions.
by Misha Estrin November 23, 2014
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compettytive

When rivalry between opponents in any matter intensifies and sinks to the most trivial, nit-picking, inane and embarrassingly immaterial level it becomes "compettytive" or infinitesimally petty. In such cases it is common to up the ante in an endless race toward utter nonsense and possible humiliation. AND against all rationality, the stakes can be ridiculously high.

BACKGROUND: The origins of this sort of struggle is a bastardization of G.W. F. Hegel's description of the Master-Slave dialectic, outlined in his "Phenomenology of Spirit" as an encounter between two subjects "who engage in a 'struggle to the death' before one enslaves the other, only to find that this does not give him the control over the world he has sought." (Wikipedia).
Rumor has it that in order to gain a seat in Congress, LBJ sunk to unethical compettytive depths in 1949 by accusing his wealthy and favored pig-farming opponent of having "routine carnal knowledge of his barnyard sows, despite the pleas of his wife and children."
by Tristantzar February 13, 2012
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compestion

When you're depressed and want to kill yourself in school and you try to spell competition, but it comes out as compestion
N: what word is that?

J:its competition
N: no it's not look again
J: oh it's compestion
by DonkeyRider27 February 21, 2018
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