commenate

comment + hate = commenate
hating comments

dude1: check my shit out
dude2: k...
dude1: dont fuckin commenate me, man

by C1J July 29, 2006

Communal Poop Towel

a soft towel used in public or personal bathrooms that is used by everyone making excrement that replaces the need for disposable toilet tissue with a more comfortable and luxurious alternative and is hung on a ring or hook in place of where a toilet paper roll would normally go. it is usually cleaned once a week. it will become the societal norm after the war of 2023 A.D..

after defecating much runny and undigested food, i wiped my anus with the communal poop towel.

by Lord Ham Wallet December 26, 2010

Common Spring-Ford L

A term used when a student gets called down to the principal’s office at Spring-Ford High School.

Student 1: Yo I just got called down to the office for cheating on a test.
Student 2: Common Spring-Ford L

by Jack69Knauff March 13, 2022

common sense

to have good sound judgment

Its only common sense to not spend your last dollar on something you don't need.

by Gerard Irick December 14, 2009

commonwhore

A shit-box of a car made by Holden and driven by Australian teenagers. It usually has crappy cheap mags, and a homemade spoiler.

So named because they are cheap and unattractive, and will most probably die soon.

Commonwhore drivers commonly think that their car is the fastest thing on the road, when actually it would roll over and die if it even tried to take on a Ford.

See bogan

Aye, Steve! Lets take my commonwhore and do bog laps round Freo with my shitty stereo up so loud it's distorting

by SirLegend March 28, 2004

Communal Cheese

Communal cheese is cheese shared by all, chopped by a friend and eaten by another, or just plain sharing cheese with a stranger.

"Hey Patty, mind chopping this cheese up for me?" "Sure Bob, I know you love communal cheese!"

by Thequestionis Whoare You August 30, 2011

Common Sense

When someone can solve a problem by just using the brains in their head and putting two and two together. Since not many people now a days can have this ability, it is more of less a superpower.

"Woah, you used common sense? You must be like freaking batman! :o"

by GayHorse :P May 23, 2014