Shit coma

when you shit so hard that you fall asleep while shitting

I shit so hard that I went into shit coma on the bowl

by ASAP Juul August 10, 2017

Cordy-coma

That feeling you get when you pour yourself a cordial in the largest cup you can find and you slam it down in one go, you're outa breath and it puts you into a cordy-coma. It just hits the spot.

You slammed that down, you must be in a cordy-coma.

by ynneBBenny December 17, 2018

pood coma

When you shit so hard you end up passing out.

My wife called the ambulance because she found me on the floor of the bathroom but it was just a pood coma.

by Carol Stream Patio Glass Door January 15, 2019

Shower Coma

The state in the morning where you stand for hours in the shower with your arms crossed and head down, kidding yourself that you'll get out at some point.

"Why are you late for work?"

"Sorry sir, I was in a shower coma."

by Duff Duff Mc Duff March 31, 2009

Food Coma

A period after a large meal, usually resulting in a feeling of drowsiness and the need to unbuckle your belt. Common days where a Food Coma is prevalent are Thanksgiving and Christmas due to the importance of huge meals and overly fattening food.

I experienced a major Food Coma over Thanksgiving Break, because my mom made stuffing, turkey, mashed potatoes and pie... I ate all of it.

by Sick From Eating November 25, 2011

Coma

Extended nap.

I just took a coma.

by Dante Kamakazie February 19, 2009

Golden Coma

when you have been urinated on by a drunken friend after a night on the town

last night i saw some poor guy in a golden coma

by Lenny15Prez December 11, 2008