When you drop your guts in the shower and the moisture makes the situation exponentially worse, essentially trapping both you and your stench in the shower
“Oh my fucking god, that was terrible” - Greer
“What have you done?” - Ben
“I was having a shave in the shower and blew off, the smell was unbearable” - Greer
“Oh no; nothing worse than the ‘ole glass coffin” - Ben
“What have you done?” - Ben
“I was having a shave in the shower and blew off, the smell was unbearable” - Greer
“Oh no; nothing worse than the ‘ole glass coffin” - Ben
by Thiccbenji420 September 09, 2019
The art of pulling your girlfriend to the corner of the bed during the tail part of intercourse in order to gain leverage on her g-spot to make her cum.
Debbie: So, how was he last night?
Anna: He was so amazing, he even performed the coffin corner for me. It was splendid
Debbie: Wow! He must really like you! What a gentlemen!
Anna: He was so amazing, he even performed the coffin corner for me. It was splendid
Debbie: Wow! He must really like you! What a gentlemen!
by captmyke November 04, 2009
'new architecture' building consisting of glass and metal plates
with "climate control" and windows that don't open.
many while away their lives here "working", tapping shit into the computer or jabbering on the phone; hustling for money. usually a "skyscraper", possibly hundreds of feet tall/wide; blocking the horizon.
if some kind of catastrophe occurs, exiting can prove to be somewhat problematic!
with "climate control" and windows that don't open.
many while away their lives here "working", tapping shit into the computer or jabbering on the phone; hustling for money. usually a "skyscraper", possibly hundreds of feet tall/wide; blocking the horizon.
if some kind of catastrophe occurs, exiting can prove to be somewhat problematic!
no more 'skonk'!! i've got to "prepare for battle" in the glass coffin!
i don't mind "working", but don't want to die in a glass coffin!!
mike foolsley, the architect had studied 'cool' architecture, but ended up designing glass coffins.
i don't mind "working", but don't want to die in a glass coffin!!
mike foolsley, the architect had studied 'cool' architecture, but ended up designing glass coffins.
by michael foolsley June 09, 2011
this is a true story of how i relased a coffin A-bomb
Every day in this high school of hell i tried to keep to myself. then she comes and has to ruin my life.. day after day that girl would always be punching me, kicking me, pulling my hair out at the roots. I had hoped graduation would be the last time I ever had to deal with such a horrible person, but then I was throw to the wolves.. The day I had to confront her was the worst day off my life. As i starred at her lying there looking so peacefully in the open casket i could not help but think of how much a BITCH she is.. she no longer has to live with the pain of all the things I have gone through, AND ALL THESE STUPID PEOPLE ARE CRYING OVER YOU. Well i finally stood up for myself- I broke a stink bomb and chucked it into her coffin.. This is my final revenge, this is my smug grin. As i walked away I chuckled at her sobbing mother having to lean over the open casket and smell her stinking bully daughter
Every day in this high school of hell i tried to keep to myself. then she comes and has to ruin my life.. day after day that girl would always be punching me, kicking me, pulling my hair out at the roots. I had hoped graduation would be the last time I ever had to deal with such a horrible person, but then I was throw to the wolves.. The day I had to confront her was the worst day off my life. As i starred at her lying there looking so peacefully in the open casket i could not help but think of how much a BITCH she is.. she no longer has to live with the pain of all the things I have gone through, AND ALL THESE STUPID PEOPLE ARE CRYING OVER YOU. Well i finally stood up for myself- I broke a stink bomb and chucked it into her coffin.. This is my final revenge, this is my smug grin. As i walked away I chuckled at her sobbing mother having to lean over the open casket and smell her stinking bully daughter
by cobaltkiller1989 February 08, 2010
Somebody who cannot bear to part with their loved one at a funeral. They literally cling to the loved-one's coffin/casket until its prised from their hands....
"What's the silly bitch doing?"
"She's mounting the coffin, he dont need that no more, honey, he's dead! Get over it you coffin hugger!"
"She's mounting the coffin, he dont need that no more, honey, he's dead! Get over it you coffin hugger!"
by Volcanoe Joe January 21, 2009
A death metal band from Mississippi whose sound has progressed to include deathcore and Gothenburg influences. They are currently playing gigs and are in the process of recording their first full length demo album, Cryptcrawler.
by Coffin Nail May 25, 2011
The back corner of a truck, such as a dumptruck or flatbed, when hit directly by a crashing vehicle.
They lost control of the vehicle on the highway going only 40mph, it wasn't for the fact they hit the coffin corner of that truck they should have made it.
by Zachzedzuch July 11, 2020