Clock Block

when you had the opportunity to get lucky, but are not permitted to due to time constraints

Dude, I so could have gotten laid last night, but I got Clock Blocked and had no time to make a move since the bar was closing in 5 minutes

by DGarrett February 15, 2010

Clock Spider

Clockspider and all who worshipped him shall be smote by Limecat.

LUE- I make blank topics there.

by GraphicAngel February 20, 2004

Clock springs

the pubic hairs visible petruding the panty lining when a woman parts her legs wearing a dress or skirt for the titillation of young virile men

fuck me look at the clock springs showing there - she need a quim trim

by toynostalgiaman January 6, 2006

Clock's ticking bitch!

Something you say to a girl who thinks she's too hot to associate with people unless they're rich or famous and acts either cold or like a bitch to everyone else. Usually, she has no other skills or qualities to fall back on once she gets old and fat.

1) You ask a girl on a date and she asks what kind of car you drive.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"

2) You try to say hello to a hot girl as she approaches the line to a club, but she passes you and the rest of the line to the front to try to seduce the door-man.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"

3) You buy a girl a drink, which she accepts, and then she tells you she has a boyfriend and walks away.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"

by Chemlight January 7, 2014

Clock Spider

Clock Spider: (n) 1. A large spider found benieth a clock in a home.
2. Big ass spider living in Cambodia 3. Future ruler of the earth and all life forms living upon it

1. Oh God, put the clock down! There's a Clock Spider living benieth it!
2. The staple diet of a Cambodian hobo is the Clock Spider.
3. Hail the Clock Spider for there is only one.

by Sailor Aeris of 404 August 23, 2003

clock work

to be money making all the time...

"get on the grind like clock work"

by munkz April 30, 2006

clock crew

Clock crew is a group of flash artists that originated from newgrounds. The "leader" of the clock crew is Strawberryclock, but has been inactive for a while, the current head of the clock crew is Leekclock

did you see the new flash by the clock crew?
yeah, it freaking rocked!!!

by Malteseclock November 10, 2005