A Dirty Claude (also known as a Dirty C-load), is when, during the act of fellatio, the man ejaculates into his partner's mouth, hits his esteemed partner in the back of the head. This in turn causes a chain reaction that makes the semen projectile from the nose. Using her quick reactions she then catches the semen on her tongue. Before she has a chance to swallow it, the man removes the butt plug that he inserted in her earlier that week and slaps her in the face with it, causing her to choke on the semen and die.
Guy1: Dude, things were getting kinky with my girlfriend the other day and she died!
Guy2: What'd you do??
Guy1: The Dirty Claude
Guy2: What'd you do??
Guy1: The Dirty Claude
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(n)1 a never deciphered 8-minute short film mystery heavy in symbolism created by the band AFI released on a rare special edition of the 2003 album "Sing the Sorrow."
(n)2 a constant source of torment for AFI fans
(n)3 the commonly used title for the rare special edition of AFI's album "Sing the Sorrow," but not the actual title of the edition or album.
(adj) misused adjective among AFI fans meaning to be sneaky and cryptic intentionally, not the proper definition of the normal adjective "clandestine."
Note: in reference to AFI, always capitalized even when used mid-sentence of as an adjective. See examples.
(n)2 a constant source of torment for AFI fans
(n)3 the commonly used title for the rare special edition of AFI's album "Sing the Sorrow," but not the actual title of the edition or album.
(adj) misused adjective among AFI fans meaning to be sneaky and cryptic intentionally, not the proper definition of the normal adjective "clandestine."
Note: in reference to AFI, always capitalized even when used mid-sentence of as an adjective. See examples.
(n)1,2 Trying to figure out Clandestine gave me a headache; (n)3 I just got a copy of Clandestine for under a hundred bucks on ebay!; (adj) That's very Clandestine of you.
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4. If you had just acted a little more cladgely then we could have made it to the polka party on time.
2. You had to go and cladge it up, didn't you?
3. Quincy, why don't you quit being such a cladge and take your hands off that man's belongings?
4. If you had just acted a little more cladgely then we could have made it to the polka party on time.
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