Chronic Cubicle Syndrome

As defined by Dilbert (the Animated Series). Symptoms Include Blurred Vision, Muscle Joint Pain, Fatigue, Depression, and Hearing Loss. Patient will initially will Deny that they have it. If You think You have it, You have it.

I think He's a Zombie. No he's just been working alot. He's suffering from Chronic Cubicle Syndrome

Chronic Cubicle Syndrome by 5t4r October 3, 2011

Chronic Wanker 

One who carries around with them the uncontrollable urge to have a wank. This condition makes seemingly simple outings rather difficult.

Guy1: Yo man? Have you ever noticed all the white stains on the carpets in Doug's apartment?

Guy2: Yeah man its cause he's a fucking chronic wanker.

Chronic Wanker by doubledew June 15, 2010

chronic non-sensical ramblers 

The ability to ramble in a non-sensical fashion, chronically.

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chronic non-sensical ramblers by Jazzberry June 3, 2004

chronic masturbation 

The ritualistic abuse of ones private parts. Prefering self pleasurement over actual intercourse. Foresaking all others over his personal desires. I.E. is willing to masturbate whenever and wherever said person (male or female), is at the specific moment and time.
(see- sexy loser)

Kid #1: "... Damnit Eric! You don't do that in the ball pit at McDonald's!!!"
Kid #2: "Screw you, cumchugger!!" FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP...

chronic masturbation by Supermanchild January 2, 2004

Chronic Asshole Disease 

An affliction in which a person cannot cease on being a total Asshole.

Eric can't help being a "prick" he's got Chronic Asshole Disease.

Chronic Asshole Disease by Nora & JP August 31, 2008

Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome 

Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome is an affliction given to any person, male or female, normally around puberty, adulthood, and even in old age.

The telltale signs of Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome, or CMS, is very clear. The afflicted person may seem fidgety at points, and express their sexual fantasies.

Then comes the time when they masturbate. A lot.

We're talking 3 to 9 times a day.

This will happen at random times, and can pop up at any time.

They'll look at the most depraved porn just to get off.

This is a condition affecting many, and there is no known cure.

"Hey dude, are you feeling okay?"

"Man, I got a bad case of CMS."

"Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome? I'll get the tissue paper."

Chronic Masturbatory Syndrome by ShantyMan69t February 12, 2013

chronic futon 

The feeling of being high or a movie star (This is a great feeling that is not dangerous). You can also say this word just randomly outloud when you are bored.

"I feel so chronic futon right about now." - Dog The Bounty Hunter

"There is a chronic futon in mi pantalones." -Barry Bonds

"Dude, chronic futon" -Ethan

chronic futon by dirtysokz3883 July 30, 2007