by The Real Cooney July 25, 2006
Get the choad jockey mug.A chaod, is a penis that is disproportionately wide in comparison to its length, and looks something like a can of tuna. The name originates from Spain. also known to the French as 'Le Penis avec largeur horrifiant' or Penis of horrifying width.
Quote from the first recorded choad bearer 1679, William LaChaode, ' I wish didn't have this penis that was so disproportionately wide in comparison to its length, Harry'
Girl who opens a zipper only to find a choad concealed within its denim confines, 'Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!!'
Girl who opens a zipper only to find a choad concealed within its denim confines, 'Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!!'
by Prof. Phillip LaChoad May 23, 2006
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Slang word for a person with a small cock that is wider than it is long and is also has a totally arrogant eir and general attitude and can't play the Bass.
by A Friend August 7, 2003
Get the Choades mug.noun. Describing someone who is of lesser stature or who diplays a form of weakness. Dialect originates from Lauderdale lakes, WI.
One turtle is having coitis with another female turtle. Another turtle ambles up and knocks down the male turtle and starts having coitis with the female. As the losing turtle walks away, he can be described as a choad.
by Gregg Gillming February 26, 2005
Get the choad mug.A spirit that has a penis wider than it is long, that eats goats among other things. When it penetrates your dreams you might enjoy it.
by Berni69 April 12, 2017
Get the choadacabra mug.Connor: Look at that kid over there choasting at basketball!
Ben: Hahahahahaha! Yeah he blows, but is trying way too hard! What a choaster.
Ben: Hahahahahaha! Yeah he blows, but is trying way too hard! What a choaster.
by Thompsoner November 22, 2013
Get the Choast mug.An individual in possession of a choad. Used either as literal description or figuratively, as an insult.
by Big Pete December 3, 2003
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