Muskokan Cheese Grater

When a dude blows his load into a chicks braces.

Frankford Lewis III, "Man I totally gave your mom the worst Muskokan cheese grater this morning."

Samuel L Jackson, "I wondered why she didn't want breakfast."

by teratoma April 20, 2010

cream cheese side up

When your bagel and cream cheese fall to the floor and it lands cream cheese side up; you know you are going to have (or did have) a good day. Also applies to your day, month, or year.

I had a Cream Cheese Side Up day!

by Jessica Harwick November 24, 2014

Grilled Cheese Wednesday

A code name for having sex doggy style with your buddy in a dorm room

Dude, Grant told me it's Grilled cheese Wednesday. You know what that means, sloppy poo poo style.

by Grilled Cheese Wednesday day November 15, 2017

penis cheese harvest

The act of harvesting smegma from the fresh dick cheese plant and consuming it in a barbaric like fashion

Me and the boys after the penis cheese harvest: 🍽🤤

by FatherShmoop June 3, 2019

Little Cheese Girl

Technical english translation for quesadillas with all gender-nounizations considered, coined by Demetri Martin in his Live at the Time special of 2015, and often used for non-spanish speakers who can't figure out how to spanishly pronouce double-L's and aren't, in fact, afraid of being misconstrued.

1. I'll be home in a bit with the Little Cheese Girls, honey

2. Local Little Cheese Girls are gas, food chain Little Cheese Girls aren't ass but still not quite as gas

by lil Lique Lique March 20, 2020

The Cheese touch

A general term for STI's among millennial and genz's derived from the ancient diary of a wimpy kid texts by Jeff Kinney.

Person 1: "Yo Maeve's kinda bangning"
Person: "slow down you cocky cocker doodle, didn't you hear... she's got the cheese touch"

by Megladonrider August 18, 2020

Shredded Cheese

food of the gods.

*eats shredded cheese* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I FEEL THE POWER FLOWING THROUGH ME

by Hehe I cheated May 5, 2021