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Certified Canadian Moment

CCM, or Certified Canadian Moment, is a term where someone, somewhere, does something dealing with snow or maple syrup.
Tabby: I was shoveling some snow
Salt: Now this is a Certified Canadian Moment
by salttheidiot February 1, 2022
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certified flop

A certification given to posts on social media that act as if they’re going to garner support, but simply do not.
Guy 1: *posts meme making fun of guy 2*
Guy 2: “certified flop”
by brobgonal April 21, 2022
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Certified Twink Energy

When someone is giving off the energy of a Twink or is participating in Twink like actions
Person 1: “I painted my nails today.”
Person 2: “I see you, have that Certified Twink Energy.”
by Nathan._. May 9, 2022
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Certified Salton Sea Moment

An incident or occurrence that only happens at the Salton Sea, a massive salt lake loaded with toxic chemicals such as arsenic and pesticides where you would encounter bizarre people who don’t give a shit about laws or society. The Salton sea has been referenced in a very well known piece of media known as Grand theft auto five. And you too can experience the tweak! Plan a trip and have yourself a Certified Salton sea Moment!
Damn that dude is tripping, This is a Certified Salton Sea moment!

Y’all wanna hit this shit? It will be a Certified Salton Sea Moment.
by Douglas Dimmadome July 14, 2022
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certified bruh moment

A "Brother, what are you doing?" moment that is so jaw-droppingly stupid it has to be certified, memorialized, and put on a plaque. More shocking than a standard bruh moment.
John: Did you hear about how he accidentally used the toilet towel to wipe the bowls?
Mark: Yeah that's a certified bruh moment.
by Krimson Knives November 19, 2022
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butt certified

"Are you butt certified?"
"No my butt don't need explaining"
by Greensharpei March 13, 2014
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Cisco Certified Trained Monkey

The Cisco Certified Trained Monkey, or CCTM, is not a technical certification offered by Cisco Systems.

This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.
A bunch of Cisco certified trained monkeys have ruined my network.
by kootiger June 16, 2017
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