Ooga booga caveman brain

When someone is so dumb he literally can't be any dumber and is using - 50% of his brain capacity.

Have you seen what he did with his part of the group project? It's so dumb, I think he went ooga booga caveman brain.

by Lil rud October 13, 2020

caveman dat ho

the act of a man beating a woman with a club to the point of bleeding, then using the blood as lube to fuck her. Often involves a running headstart.

See also: restrepo

I usually perform restrepo after I caveman dat ho.

by Nubris August 14, 2010

so easy a caveman can do it

Sarah Palin
Katy Perry
Ke$ha
Bristol Palin
Your Mom
Taylor Swift
Justin Bieber
George Bush
J WOW
Snooki
The Kardashians
and Princess Daisy.

Snooki is so easy a caveman can do it.

by Everything you're not! January 11, 2011

Desert Caveman

Jesus Christ AKA the guy that my dad likes to use against me when I misspeak/exaggerate so he can say that I lie and Jesus won’t approve.

Me:Dad I saw my dog Rosie eating her gingerbread toy. Dad: really son dog’s don’t eat gingerbread or toys quit lying Jesus (the desert caveman) won’t like that.

Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.

by Kentuckyboy June 26, 2024

Cavemanned

When your dude is a weak bitch and pisses you off you manhandle him bitch slap him and drag tom out of the house by his hair kicking and screaming.

My dude pissed me off so I" cavemanned"his punk ass.

by Scotty2hotty614 November 12, 2020

The caveman

The caveman is when a girl is dancing in a club and you're just gonna come up from behind and rub your pelvis against her ass, hope that something good is happening.
This approach rarely works on girls in a club.

Me: Dude, you saw the guy doing the caveman to that girl?
Homie: Ye, she was not amused and left the dancefloor. Cringe asf!

by Lil' Ox January 22, 2018

Caveman

Usually named tyler. carries a wooden club every it goes, favorably listens to rocks clinking. and infact created the stone wheel.

Tyler dude he's a frfr caveman have you seen his hands and nose.

by Flihqz December 29, 2019