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Carling Tea

when you empty a whole can of carling into a tea kettle and boil it, you come back to it after smoking a few reefers and dare the most drunk/stoned person there to down it.
"down the carling tea you pissed bastard"
"blaaaaargh" (as the drinker spews everywhere)
by kevside January 23, 2006
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canning carrots

the act of intercourse with more than one penis or toy in the same hole
She was shoving those dildos in like she was canning carrots.

She was canning carrots with 3 guys... how is that possible?
by the jerk with a twerk September 20, 2010
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Carving

carv·ing

/ˈkärviNG/
Noun
A term originating from early usage by eighth graders in Englewood Cliffs, NJ, carving is the act of using one's penis to make sloping motions skimming around a woman's buttocks in a slow manner. It is done similar to how a turkey is carved or how long boarders would carve down a hill.
Keith: That girl has some nice cake!
Tom: Yeah, it just sucks how so many guys have already been carving it. There's nothing left to carve by now.
by Captain_Spicy_Wiener April 5, 2013
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Carling

The most stunningly gorgeous chick to get strut this planet. Likes sports. Knows how to treat her man. Can become jealous when man stealers flirt with her boy friend, but handles it and shows him that he belongs to her. Smart for a blondie. Beautiful blue eyes. Passionate lover <3
Person: how was it with Carling?

Jake: she's perfect, I'm in love with that lassie.
by TheBombDotCom October 16, 2013
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corning

To take an alcoholic beverage (alone or among friends) and drink it in the corner. Can be chugged or gulped, but should be done in a quick manner. Shots can be corned as well.
"Everyone got a beer?"

"Lets corn"

OR

"Let us begin corning."
by Daviedoo December 5, 2009
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Emma Canning

The inhabitants of Earth rarely see such a graceful beauty. She is known to entertain the gods with her grace, beauty and eloquence. With those lovely soft brown eyes of her she could make a shark hearts melt like butter. Those in the company of her often at times feel at peace and most of all feel loved.
She's as beautiful as emma canning
by mf- November 3, 2009
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Corning

The act of shoving corn cernels or cobs of corn up one's ass.
I was corning Marcel's asshole.
by laxfreak102 May 19, 2007
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