Capitalist Pig

Capitalist pigs will not be granted entry to places which may be deemed as holy, sacred, or spiritual when the day of wrath comes. Those who suffered at the hands a punitive or dehumanized system will eventually have their day to bathe in the blood of liars and exploiters. Capitalist pigs will not be the ones who are dancing on that day. Deal with them in your own way until the true farmer comes as our gates which line neither wall nor cities. Meet up Irregardless of politics, income or education to determine how exactly we could sacrifice them before they decide to sell our organs after the real estate is all bought up well beyond gentrification. Since they will forever punish, enslave, rob us of our youth or dignity, no amount of compassion could save them. Sacrifice cannot save us from the capitalist pig, neither love, nor ideology or doctrine. We must harden ourselves if there is ever to be true justice. A true Capitalist Pig can hide under any country or political banner and may falsely believe that they are impervious and so portray serenity and an aura of peacefulness especially if they are arrogant. Arrogance is often the signal that their time will run out as it offends those who know the true state in which we live and how the ecosystem has suffered. With massive crop failures, global heating rises, or fuel purse strings relegated to those who can afford the means of production on larger toxic scales there will be no better time to accept what fate has given us.

Q: "What happened to that upstanding family?"

A: "Those Capitalist Pigs were sacrificed after they tried to run the damn town" "Surprised it didn't happen sooner (reaches for beer)."

by The Hoplite June 5, 2022

pussy capital

Attributes allowing one to have sexual relations with woman.

With David Beckham's pussy capital it amazes me that he is married to that robot looking bitch.

by leifm July 31, 2007

Captain Underpants

Greatest superhero ever. Created by Dav Pilkey.

Captain Underpants says "Tra la laaaaa!

by Xarionis aka Omnivore December 13, 2003

Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Quote from the video game Mass Effect, spoken by Nihlus. Used to unenthusiastically congratulate someone.

Joker: Drift, just under 1500K.
Nihlus: Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.

Mort: Holy crap! I got into MIT!
Mort's Father: MIT is good. Your captain will be pleased.

by Nihlus November 21, 2010

Social Capital

A term used to reduce human interactions to a quantifiable and expendable resource -- so as to facilitate indoctrination into economics and laissez faire/free trade ideology, which is the rot of the world.

1. Steve: "Gee, every time I try and get assistance from my telco, I can never sort out my phone woes"
Clare: "It only matters when social capital is bartered as a resource, it matters little what occurs then after."

2. Peter: "I've been seeing a Psychologist, and to me, he just didn't seem to care..."

Susan: "Why should he. It only matters when social capital is bartered as a resource, it matters little what occurs then after."

3. Craig: "Hey honey, we have a wonderful estate, local and foreign investments, and are miserable; the kids are spoiled, and not the much happier for that. We buy them smart phones and computer games, and what ever else they want, I feel like we're doing something wrong..."

Angela: "Craig, what you need to understand is that that kitsch humbug notion of love must be done away with so as to cultivate professional relationships with our progeny; it isn't fit for them to use any faculty of insight or contemplation lest they awaken any free thinking thoughts. You have always been social capital to me, even though you are my favorite cousin."

by Snuggle Pot September 11, 2012

Captain Ginyu

Leader of Frieza's Ginyu Force. Their mission was to destroy Vegeta, Krillin and Gohan and to retrieve the dragon balls. They were successful in the later, but were all defeated. Captain Ginyu is the only surviving member of the Ginyu Force. He used his body-switching technique to change bodies with Goku. When he went to do the same with Vegeta, Goku interfered and got his body back. He tried a second time, and Goku threw a frog in the way causing him to switch bodies with the frog. In an anime filler, Bulma found the Ginyu frog and use a voice translator on it. Ginyu wasted no time in taking her body and coming to the scene of Goku and Frieza fighting. Bulma in the frogs body was able to follow. When the Z-Fighters realize that Captain Ginyu is in Bulma's body, he tries to switch bodies with Piccolo. Bulma (in the frogs body) was thrown by Gohan just in time to get her body back, changing Ginyu back into a frog.

That Captain Ginyu sure is an idiot.

by John Jacob Jingle-heimer Smitt April 21, 2006

elevator captain

The person who stands in front of the buttons in the elevator and asks everyone what floor they would like pushed. Not to be confused with elevator attendant or operator. The elevator captain is just some doofus who insists on standing really close to the buttons so he/she can be the only one to push them.

The dork who thought he was the elevator captain leered at me when I asked him to push "69."

by The Pirate of Pissants February 21, 2006