1., someone whom prefers to hear themselves talk over listening
2., a back stabber that talks shit about fellow employees
3., lacking spine and/or balls to confront situations like an adult
4., prefers utilizing back stabbing skills to avoid work
5., a nosey coworker that rubber necks
2., a back stabber that talks shit about fellow employees
3., lacking spine and/or balls to confront situations like an adult
4., prefers utilizing back stabbing skills to avoid work
5., a nosey coworker that rubber necks
Dude, friggen Todd ran into the wall because we was trying so hard to look in my office when he walked by!
-Yah, yesterday he was talking for ours about you behind your back to everyone
That's strange because he only ever wants to tell me about his weekend - doesn't want to hear about mine
-He is such a cackoffice jockey
-Yah, yesterday he was talking for ours about you behind your back to everyone
That's strange because he only ever wants to tell me about his weekend - doesn't want to hear about mine
-He is such a cackoffice jockey
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"You dig it? It's a TACTICAL diaper bag. It has the same silent velcro SWAT teams use!"
"No Steve. I do not on any level dig it. Stop making cuckmongers rich with your masculinity anxiety. You know that shit's contagious right"?
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"Did you know Bounce makes dryer sheets for men"?
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