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Buzzard

buhz-erd n. originates in Elgin, IL.

a contemptible white trash plastic Graphix bong smoker. Duplex or trailer dweller. A person with feathered hair, tight stone washed jeans with oil stained white T's. Some still carry combs in their back pockets and most are known to indulge in Marlboro Reds.

Can be seen with a buddy leaning over muscle car engines with a 30 pack of Old Style either after work as the sun goes down or on sweltering weekend afternoons.

Do not attempt to battle a buzzard because there is always another one lurking behind a dumpster waiting for a cheap shot. Buzzards are known to carry knives, chains and/or brass-knuckles.

Lack of teeth is fairly common in a buzzard due to meth-amphetamine use or due to perpetual knuckle-sandwiches.

The only thing more dangerous than a buzzard is the pregnant wife of a buzzard. When a woman is of buzzard her behavior is unpredictable and erratic.

The only things that can be used to calm a buzzard are: low-grade marijuana, Penthouse backorders from the 80's, Boones Farm wine and the lulling tunes of Sammy Hagar.
"That buzzard stole my carburetor."

"That buzzard suckerpunched me outside Danny's pizza."

"You're turning into a fucking chainsmoking buzzard!"

"You're moving to South Elgin? Are you trying to get in tune with buzzard culture?"
by Scott R. Heimberg September 29, 2006
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head buzz

The buzz you get after smoking weed that mostly affects your head area. The opposite of a body buzz.
Murray: Pass the joint yo!
Kenny: Sorry man my head buzz is so strong I can't think.
Murray: lucky bastard.
by mitchell25 May 4, 2006
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Dorm Buzzard

Tragically and almost perpetually unattached people that hang out in the lobbies or front steps of college or boarding school dorms waiting for a breakup or someone desparate, drunk, or pathetic, to fall dead (or single) and they swoop down to try to score on the remnants. these people know they are a rebound date, that is what they live for. Either sex can be a dorm buzzard. Dorm Buzzards are generally the same people that were dateless throughout high school and are usually unattractive in some way.
I'd like to go out, but at this short notice all I could get is a Dorm Buzzard. I'd rather do homework than that.
by Watchcow January 5, 2005
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Academic Buzz

The result in which a student gets straight-B's instead of Straight-A's.
Student 1: Bro, how did you do in all of your classes this year?
Student 2: I got the academic buzz man.
Student 1: ..what?
Student 2: Straight B's.
by eefpq May 15, 2009
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Buzzard

When a person is either very lame or wack.
by 1030BSM July 12, 2012
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Buzzbomb

Nickname for the Federal version of the Lotus Elise introduced to America in the summer of 2004. Handle derived from it's high engine note sourced straight out of a Toyota Celica GT-S.
Tom had that Buzzbomb screaming way above 7000 rpm where it makes over 50% of it's gravy... on that IH-10 the other day.
by dickedup August 13, 2010
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