The act of completely covering the penis in butter, and then sprinkling raw beef on top, finish it off by jacking off vigorously, and mix together all ingredients. Bake for one hour. Serve.
My girlfriends parents are coming over for dinner tonight. I think I'll make them some Buttered Sausage.
by TornHorse January 19, 2011
Get the Buttered Sausage mug.a fat red sloppy useless sweating disgusting mess who doesn't know how to do anything and is uncooperative and unskilled but somehow has everyone fooled into thinking he is good to have around
by Bill Wang October 13, 2008
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Masturbating next to a tanning bed with a girl in it. When she opens the lid unaware, immediately blow your load all over her.
Lisa spends so much time at the tanning salon, we should find out when she goes so we can make some buttered toast.
by CrzyJoker December 13, 2010
Get the Buttered Toast mug.Usually used as an act of revenge. Butter Dicking somebody includes rubbing a stick of butter on your member, then rubbing your buttery member on the person (or something the person owns).
guy #1: "Theres something slimy on my car door handle"
guy #2: "Uh-oh, theres a note on your windshield that says 'You've been Butterdicked!'"
guy #1: "FML"
guy #2: "Uh-oh, theres a note on your windshield that says 'You've been Butterdicked!'"
guy #1: "FML"
by butterdicker April 19, 2009
Get the Butterdick mug.Semen that has been inside of a vagina and rubbed on a nape, where it receives sweat in the mix, and often has the consistency of warm butter, hence "buttered".
Good lord! That buttered nape seed was rubbed all over my good pants! It's like a crotch sauce with butter!
by D Clerke July 17, 2004
Get the Buttered nape seed mug.BOB: John, I dropped the soap. Will you get it for me?
JOHN: Yeah, I got it man. (Sproing) What? What the fuck is that shit?
BOB: Oh, sorry, it's just my buttwedge.
JOHN: Yeah, I got it man. (Sproing) What? What the fuck is that shit?
BOB: Oh, sorry, it's just my buttwedge.
by kingmarki December 10, 2006
Get the buttwedge mug.When a female inserts a stick of butter inside her vaginal cavity. OR When a female is so wet, its slick like melted butter
Example 1 - Friend 1:"Hey man, howd she butter that piece of bread, were on the subway?"
Friend 2:"buttered clam"
Example 2 - Friend 1 "I met this chick at the bar, and I knew she was in to me, but I didn't realize how into me she was, until I started having sex with her, it was like a buttered clam"
Friend 2:"buttered clam"
Example 2 - Friend 1 "I met this chick at the bar, and I knew she was in to me, but I didn't realize how into me she was, until I started having sex with her, it was like a buttered clam"
by bdizthebiz April 18, 2015
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