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whiteboy butthurt

A special kind of butthurt that mainly effects white boys and men, but is not limited to that demographic entirely. Conservative women and confused people of color may also display symptoms of being “Whiteboy Butthurt.”

This phenomenon can be detected easily by an individual’s excessive use of hyperbole coupled with a lack of substantial or intellectual criticism when they feel someone is negatively encroaching on their perceived freedoms.

IE: the freedom to be an asshole all the time with no consequence, the freedom to tell others what to do while having zero experience in the given subject, the freedom to blindly ignore all sociopolitical aspects of a given circumstance, and the freedom to be right all the time.

If your concerned a friend or partner may get Whiteboy Butthurt, check the walls for fist size holes, and their internet history. 4chan can be a red flag, but what they do on Reddit is far more indicative of Whiteboy Butthurtism.

The easiest place to find people being Whiteboy Butthurt is in YouTube comments, political forums, outside abortion clinics in the south, and Philadelphia.
I asked my family to wear masks for the holidays because I have a compromised immune system and they got super Whiteboy butthurt. I should move out of Kentucky.
by PooBottu February 4, 2022
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recursively butthurt

recursively butthurt: Someone who is butthurt about the word butthurt, creating a recursion.

It can go up another level, in which it would be the getting butthurt at the above definition, complexity increases by O(n^2)
Billy1: The word butthurt is used by people as a cop out. Saying it is a sin.
Billy2: No! You can't imply things with the definition of a word, that's too modern for me. You are copping out.

They both copped out, both being recursively butthurt.
by abstractcondolences July 19, 2022
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Blue Line Butthurt

When you're so used to taking it up the ass from your oppressors involuntarily any suggestion that they might not be good for you or for society at large makes you start screeching about evil commie muslims eating babies, and looking for a jackboot to lick.
"Bro, did you see that bootlicker get all blue line butthurt?"
by Wypipo whisperer September 8, 2020
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Butthut sauna

- a nasty ass fart that clears the room and makes everyone in the vicinity sweat profusely
I can't breathe... My bro just let out a Butthut sauna!
by TheStankiest December 16, 2020
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butt-hurt

(verb) An exaggerated and inappropriately strong and negative response to a perceived insult or slight. Associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the perceived slighter.
My last girlfriend was always getting butt-hurt everytime she got wind of me going over to Shannon's. 'Too bad....' Shannon gasped in my ear, picking up the pace of yet another sex marathon we had started as she rode my cock hard, continuing she concluded ".... she wasn't here so I could show her how to suck your cock right".
by Nikki Stixx May 5, 2021
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Butthurtitis

An internet epidemic that causes users to suffer from irrational levels of butthurt. This can be digitally transmitted from one netizen to another. Symptoms include pew pew, nerd rage and loss of rationale.
"I think he has butthurtitis, he hasn't stopped pew pew-ing all day!"
by PacMan23 November 6, 2012
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Butthurtism

Th act of getting upset because you're being over sensitive.
My feels were hurt after Jesica was fake mad at me. Classic case of butthurtism.
by DrGainzphdinSwoll August 26, 2015
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