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Goat Burrito

When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the Jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.
"That bitch couldn't breath after I Goat burritoed her"
by Burrito Boy August 2, 2017
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Emergency Burrito

A burrito or other item purchased at Taco Bell specifically saved for a later time. Also, an emergency hand-warmer for when the weather is cold.
Dude, what that in your shirt-pocket?

Just my Emergency Burrito man.

Good thinking bro!
by sjkonk November 12, 2010
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Bruces Burritos

The most delicious place to eat any sort of mexican food outside of mexico, possibly even inside mexico. Whenever you come to Bruces you will be intensely pleased in the mouth and can't wait to come back for more. Bruce's is the only restaurant in the state of Maine that is is perfectly acceptable, and even expected for stoners to come dine in, most commonly known as Bruce's.
Lets get stoned and go to Bruces Burritos
by C-town gangster October 6, 2011
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Burrito boner

The extreme excitement produced from eating Mexican food.
I got a total burrito boner after Reuben made those enchiladas.
by Novanova April 12, 2016
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Choking the burrito

When someone squeezes their penis tightly in hopes to have it fit into a tight hole that naturally developed in a wall.
George thought that choking the burrito would help him become intimate with a hole that appeared in the wall, directly in his view as he sat on the toilet taking a shit.
by Neeomboo March 27, 2019
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Side burrito

1. A side dish offered by the convenience store Wawa.
2. A side piece, but more short and round, like a burrito.
"I'll have a chicken parm, with a side burrito please."
"I hope my wife doesn't find out about my side burrito."
by theskoontz May 16, 2017
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Burying the Burrito

The spicy love-making that ensues after the consumption of cocktails, more specifically a mojito.
Burying the Burrito is most commonly heard in the following way " You can bury your burrito if you buy me a mojito"
by DragonWaxer October 8, 2013
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