Rugger bugger

Rugby playing schoolkids/University lads who seem to have an insatiable curiosity about all things involving gay sex. See rugby songs/jokes.

Rugger bugger song>

The sexual life of a camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks
At the height of the mating season,
He tries to bugger the sphinx
But the sphinx's posterior orifice
Is blocked with the sands from the Nile
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the sphinx's inscrutable smile

Singing Bum Titty, Bum Titty, Titty Bum
Bum Titty Bum Titty ay,
Singing Bum Titty, Bum Titty, Titty Bum
Singing Bum Titty Bum Titty ay
'Cos we're all queers together
That's why we go around in pairs
Yes we're all queers together
Excuse us while we go upstairs

Now the sexual life of a bullfrog
Is hard to comprehend
At the height of the mating season
He tries to bugger his friend
But the arse of the average bullfrog
Is filled up with mucus and slime
Which accounts for the face of the bullfrog
And why he goes BURRRRRP all the time

chorus

A biological paper from Oxford
By Harrison, Hunter and Hall
Has proven that the common hedgehog
Cannot be buggered at all
An alternative thesis from Cambridge
Has incontrovertibly shown
That comparative immunity from buggery
Is enjoyed by the hedgehog alone

by Rootastraghere March 4, 2009

booze budget

1. The amount of money one has to work with when buying alcohol.

2. A part of your paycheck always saved just for alcohol.

1. "My booze budget is only about six bucks so I'm drinking Faxe tonight."

2. "I'm getting an extra $50 in my next check so I'm putting it towards the monthly booze budget."

by Strappy November 18, 2006

rugger buggers

These are thick, blockheaded, assholes who can't do much but get drunk and play Rugby. Often bully people while in school, then after leaving do any of the following:
1. Try to play rugby professionally, but fail, and work in their daddy's company.
2. Become major alcoholics and become extemely sad and sit around in the pubs all day talking about their "glory days".
3. (My personal favorite) Roll over and die somewhere...

Rugger buggers: Focking hell mon, let go get focking drunk, then snort some Creo and deck some focking birds.

by justplaintom September 10, 2006

Bugged

To be high as fuck off of anything. Weed, Xanax, Cocaine, etc...

IM SO FUCKING BUGGED RN.

I just smoked sixteen blunts and I'm bugged as fuck.

by YungSack January 10, 2015

buggerance

an expression that shows annoyance, used mostly by people from the North of England and Bristol.

Dave: The toilets are shut, and i need a piss!!!
Josh: Well that's a buggerance... *laughs*

by Josh K June 27, 2005

bugger rat

used to describe an annoying friend. this freind does things like wipe their nose on your laptop, break everything they touch, call your microwave ghetto just because its old, beats you in a game of basketball by using ratty tacticts and is just a pain in the ass.

Josh is such a bugger rat, did you see him break my lawn mower?

by Siik Boy July 20, 2008

Bugger Boy

Often used to describe a male prostitute; Bugger Boy is a homosexual male who likes to be dominated, play the subservient role.

The senator had a series of bugger boys he hired to give him oral pleasure during his term in office.

by lancealot22 March 5, 2010