One difference between that guy and Kennedy is nobody would spend the kind of money they spent to off Kennedy on offing him. His death would be a budget assassination, something like a guy going to buy milk getting shot on the way to the store.
by Solid Mantis March 15, 2021
Get the budget assassination mug.A budget beater is a car that you buy for an insanely low amount because the car has many problems but it still runs, for now. You put absolutely no money into the car and drive it until it dies-hopefully no less than six months.
Him: Dude - what's up with the car you bought? it's like three different colors.
Me: It's all I can afford - I can't afford a car payment so I'll just drive this budget beater until it dies.
Me: It's all I can afford - I can't afford a car payment so I'll just drive this budget beater until it dies.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2020
Get the Budget Beater mug.No. You want me to not get paid so you can continue to pretend you are not my inferior. You thought this was a stupid ✌️✊️✌️cope✌️✊️✌️ and it was literally the thing I said it was.
Hym "And now I'm the creator of AI and you're still just a YouTube bitch. Just like your retard mentor. Well, not JUST like your mentor but... You know, it might be better for everyone if you were more like him. I don't need a budget."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2025
Get the Budget mug.A makeshift fleshlight, woven from toilet paper into a hollow cylindrical shape, and lubricated with either warm water from the sink, or water from the toilet in desperate situations.
"Dude, I've been so pent up lately, I had to resort to making a Sloppy on a Budget in the breakroom."
by stat1cn0ise April 2, 2024
Get the Sloppy on a Budget mug.A Banana Budget is the end-of-year scramble to spend leftover funds, typically by a business owner, manager, or department head, just so the money doesn’t “go bad.” If the budget isn’t used, next year’s allocation might get reduced, so people start buying unnecessary stuff just to peel through the remaining cash.
Coined by Moden Agency, a creative advertising agency in Indianapolis, to describe the classic “use-it-or-lose-it” spending spree at the end of a fiscal year.
Coined by Moden Agency, a creative advertising agency in Indianapolis, to describe the classic “use-it-or-lose-it” spending spree at the end of a fiscal year.
"Why did Marketing just order 14 bean bag chairs and a neon sign that says ‘Synergy Happens’?”
“End of year Banana Budget, bro. Use it or lose it."
“End of year Banana Budget, bro. Use it or lose it."
by Dack Fayden October 27, 2025
Get the Banana Budget mug.Oh my god, did you see after they went clubbing they got a free meal using three discount codes?! What a budget queen
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