broseph

Noun. Term of endearment. Also a way of life for some people in the Midwest. (synonyms: bro, chief, boss, dude)

How's it going, Broseph?

by Chris VanKula September 21, 2005

broser

People who are incapable of ever being bronies but try anyway. These people are hated. they usually do not watch My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, they just read fan-fics, edits, and little clips. Sometimes people are called brosers for being ashamed of being a brony, but it is not the correct use.

Brony 1: Look at that broser!
Brony 2: *facepalm* Such a disgrace.
Broser/Brony: Guys, I'm not a broser just because I'm ashamed I like My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic!

by ositapink01 @ youtube November 14, 2011

Broser

Someone who is posing as a bro. Most brosers are people who are incapable of ever being bros. Perhaps they are too nerdy or intelligent, socially awkward, or just don't have the right amount of starch in their collars.

Tom: Did you just see Jave Kelly?

Neil: That's not Jave, that's Nate and he's a broser.

by Alexander Moore October 23, 2007

Broette

A girl who acts like a bro participating in bro-like activities while also keeping up her femininity as a girl hence the "ette". A broette often dresses preppy but will also drink brews and just hang with the guys without losing her sex appeal.

Guy 1- "dude did you see that broette?"
Guy 2- "yeah man she drank brews with us last night and watched the game"
Guy 1- " Wow a hott girl that can chill? She's defintiely a broette"

by Laxbro87 October 22, 2010

Brometheus

A god of greek bro-mythology responsible for stealing the laws of brolitics from mount brOlympus and bringing to the humans on Earth. It's the mythological brolosophy of how brocieties were created.

Brometheus brought brolitics to Earth!

by Hmayoral February 15, 2010

broseph

Used primarily as a substitute for, "Damn you're pretty fucking cool and sometimes I wish we could have sex even though we're two really, really, extremely hetero males."

Sup, broseph?! You wanna have some sex, man? I can bring the heat, nah mean?

by Alphonzo Johnson October 6, 2004

Brosedian

Broseidon is the leader of lax and the Broceans and rules from his Bropalace in Brolantis where he only drinks Brotein shakes, eats chocolate Bronuts, and Laxes all day and night.

That guy is such a Brosedian
He laxes like a Brosedian
Brosedian's are sexyy

by waltersiryesbob October 20, 2010