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woke and broke

(noun) the close connection between someone's progressive or left-wing politics and their poor choice of college major or bad financial decision-making
After completing her Bachelor of Arts in Genocide Studies, Sarah was bound to end up woke and broke.
The woke and broke Starbucks employees decided to use company time to educate customers on the systemic racism of GMO non-single source coffee with the store's dry erase board.
by Squeaktastic March 18, 2021
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brokengamezhd

a video game master / youtuber, uncharted 3s last hope for a balanced game, youtubes one honest opinioner, a conTROLLers worse nightmare, and one special power to drop "N" bombs, a funny guy even when he rages.
Brokengamezhd raged over uncharted 4s new playstyle no guns allowed only melee, super sprint and quick boom. BG said hes already preorderd a copy so he can SHIT on it live on his stream.
by captain NY December 15, 2012
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Ramen-Broke

1. adjective:
Without money; penniless, The situation that arises, typically at the end of the month, when one has over-spent and must make ends meet by surviving on $.25 bags of Top Ramen Noodles.

2. verb:
To be driven into poverty by a particularly large expense
1. a. I went crazy at Saks and Sephora the other day - now I am going to be Ramen-Broke, which works out because starving myself is the only way I am going to fit into the Seven Jeans I just bought anyway.

2. v. That trip to Vegas fucking Ramen-Broke me dude.
by Kristen W. September 22, 2006
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brokeorexia

the ensuing skinniness when you haven't got enough money to buy food for yourself.
My clothes are fitting pretty loose due to my recent brokeorexia, yo.
by tangopirates February 3, 2010
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Flat Broke

Penniless. Can't afford to even break-dance. No money whatsoever.
by AspenNomad June 12, 2014
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Bran the Broken

All hail His Grace, Bran the Broken, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Six Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019
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Broken Hearts Day

'''Broken Hearts Day''' is the day after February 14th, aka, Valentines Day. This is the day where all of the people who did not get a Valentine, did not have a girl/boy-friend for Valentines Day, or the 5150 (crazy people) all have mental breakdown or pity party for themselves. Subsequently, this is also the day to celebrate being single if not in any of the previously mentioned situations.

This day is celebrated by either agonizing over their circumstances, attempting or committing suicide, or admitting to the nearest community hospital to the lament of the Emergency Department Staff.
BROKEN HEARTS DAY: Your Mother, Father, Sister, Brother, Cousins, Siblings, Children, Friends, Enemies, Haters, Lovers... Basically everyone on the planet.
by nursingZombie April 11, 2012
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