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British Education System

Baxton: I say, the British Education System is a right ol' joke, wouldn't you say?

Reginald: Ah yes, quite! *Cockney chuckle*
by EnglishFag June 11, 2016
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British mouth

Teeth that are horribly crooked and sometimes in the wrong spot
Guy 1: how did your blind date go last night!

Guy 2: dude that girl had British mouth like I've never seen
by Mr.SmoothySmooth May 28, 2019
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British cowgirl

British cowgirl meaning :
• fav word is yee yee

• being lost 24/7🥴
• vegan🌱
skinnyism🙏✨
• comedian🤪
• best british accent🇬🇧

obsessed with Phil Swift🤩🤤
• has 1006 bfs🤫💕
Human : “ IM UR BIGGEST FAN💕🤩”
British cowgirl : “ ofc u are 🤠🤙🏼”
by British cowgirl🤠🇬🇧 April 18, 2019
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British rainy day

When a man ejaculates on a female’s glasses, and then wipes his penis on them, like on a car’s windscreen wiper.
Hey George, did you hear about Mark giving Emily a “British rainy day”?
by George and Emily September 27, 2019
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British Cooking

The act of unpacking, and in some cases heating food for the purpose of consumption.
Goose Dail: Are you cooking?
Edgar Leak, opening the door of the microwave: British cooking!
by JohnDAubray July 3, 2020
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Britishful

He came down in the stars on a golden shroud of fleece and barley, embedding himself in the region that would come to be known as New Zealand , this marvelous creature gestated for a while, missing nary a millennia before surfacing into the world, coming to be adopted by a family. This being would become the changer of worlds, Lord-Captain of the southside serpents, Governor-Militant of Northwright academy before his deposure by the wicked usurper and witch known as lovewithinx, thereafter becoming a gestator and creator of Lakewood University. His name was Isaac
Person 1: Hey, I heard that britishful did some pretty bad things
Person 2: Silence, scum. Do not breathe further life into the lies and heresy generated by the usurper-witch Lovewithinx.
Person 1: Of course, sorry, I am ashamed
Person 2: As you should be, Britishful Protects
Person 1: Britishful Protects
by JerryTheRoblox July 9, 2020
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british secondary school

British secondary school is the highlight of any brits school years. We have the annoying year 7’s who don’t know where anything is, the year 8’s glad that they aren’t year 7’s anymore, the year 9’s are as annoying as the year 7’s, then year 10 actually stressing out because they haven’t revised and the top tier year 11’s just trying to pass their GCSE’s and are extremely over secondary school. Let’s not forget the walking wotsits, the Chavs, the road men and the horse girls. All ICONIC in a different way, (especially with the horse girls munching away in the corner eating the bucket of hay her mum packet for her). Anyways first thing you know letters are going home about knits and the next week your having an assembly about someone vandalising the toilets. But one things for sure......you ain’t gonna find out who did it.
Thing 1: Do you remember that creepy IT teacher we had in year 7?
Thing 2: Oh yeah the one that always put his had over the girls hands to “direct” the mouse.
Thing 1: Yeah well yesterday I found out he got fired for getting to close to the P.E. Teacher.
Thing 2: *sighs* Only in british secondary school.
by raniaaghaxX August 23, 2020
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