brendan rodgers

Person that doesn't know what he is doing and is an asshole too

Damn that guy is a faggot, he's being a Brendan Rodgers

by Liverpool is shit October 21, 2015

Brendan

Nothing is bigger than his penis, except for his ego. He only really has a thing for himself and he NEVER leaves the house without putting on tanning oil to make his abs shine.

Despite his ego, he is a really good guy. He makes his girlfriend fall in love with him every time. He means a lot to her and she is totally in love with him. (:

He has the cutest smile and the hottest body. His hair makes everyone jealous. He is the toughest person anyone could ever know, but he hides his problems behind sarcastic, funny comments. He is adorable in every way and he should always remember that.

Did you see Brendan?

Heck yes, he's so sexy.

by Ccbaybay January 2, 2012

Brendan Jokes

a joke concerning the nightnime habits of a person named brendan

Person one: did you hear the brendan jokes, he is humping the pillow and says take it like a man

by brendans pillow December 27, 2009

Brendan

Brendan is one who is a squirrel. He likes to run squirrely arguments that dissatisfy any opponents, most notably a guy named Jason. Overall, he is a squirrel from way back. He loves to wriggle around a debate round running arguments such as OSPEC. It's not very doney. In fact, it is downright bodacious.

"I don't know about squirrely, but I would call it very cheese, Brendan." -- Ross Gordon

by papelr July 15, 2011

Brendan Barone

Brendan Barone is the former bass player of Disco Curtis. He is now the newest member of a band called Crown the Empire and he has changed his name to Kyle Lux. To say the least, Brendan is the most amazing person to have ever walked the Earth!

Person 1: Have you met Brendan Barone?

Person 2: Awe yeah he is the coolest person I have ever had the privilege of meeting!

by fdjahdfa August 4, 2011

st.brendan girl

One of the skankiest girls you'll ever meet.

Oye papi, yo estoy buena y varata! 8th street for life.

by Nobody March 7, 2005

Brendan

Brendan's like to wear a dinosaur hat whilst hiding behind their forts of Fosters beer cans.
He is lovely towards his friends although he doesn't have many so he has to be super nice to the ones he has just to keep them.
He has the cutest smile and makes everyone he talks to laugh.
Brendan is a bit of a stalker and likes to invite random people back to his house to have his way with them.
Overall, Brendan is one of the nicest people you will meet, he will stick with you (unless he has a girlfriend) and be a funny old chap who likes to make weird noises. RAWR!

Tends to fall in love with someone who's name begins with M

Guy 1 - Did you just see that dinosaur walk past?!
Guy 2 - No, it's just Brendan, he's pretty cool.

by BrendanStalker August 17, 2011