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braketard

to brake a car like a retard
i was in the car with luke the other day and he was such a braketard dude.
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Brake Hugger

When your driving and you can see the person obviously is diving with one foot on thee gas and one foot on the brake.

when your driving and the person in front of you keeps hitting their brakes and you have to keep stomping on your brake just to prevent from hitting them
I wish this damn brake hugger would just turn already!
by TheRealSuperGuy February 25, 2011
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braking in period

Combination of "braking" (i.e., related to a car's brakes) and "breaking in period," describing the time it takes to adjust your foot to the sensitivity of the brakes of a car that you don't regularly drive, such as a friend's car, your spouse's car, or a rental car. At first, the brakes are either too sensitive, which causes you to slam down the breaks and jerk to a stop, or, too firm and require you to push down harder with your foot than you are used to.
I hope I get over the braking in period soon because I'm driving like a 9 year old right now.
by Ae5Ea8 April 15, 2015
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brakpan cigar

A brakpan cigar is when you take a dump in or on someone's mouth while that person is sleeping. You then set your feaces on fire. Usually used by South Africans on people they dislike.
I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me, so I gave her a big brakpan cigar.
by Spikkel poes January 15, 2016
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Brake Fart

The sound that emanates from a truck with air brakes at traffic lights just before they start rolling.
Man... I was at the light next to this BEAST of a semi... the light turned green and the BRAKE FART that rolled out from under there nearly blew me into the back seat of the car!!!!
by Bonemanrides October 11, 2016
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brakkie

A Brakkie is a low life, bottom licking, douche insulting, retarded ass idiot who impregnates any form of female it can find
He is such a Brakkie
by TheBreacher November 22, 2016
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brakcimickfast

YOU'R acting brakcimickfast
by 101rehsa April 29, 2019
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