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Can't Cum Ninja Bailout

When your having sex with a super hot girl that you really like and realize you can't cum. So, in order to distract her from this issue you fall over and do an elaborate ninja flip off the bed with hopes diverting her attention away from the fact that you cant cum and towards your awesome ninja flip.
i was with this super hot girl last night and i couldn't get off so i had to pull the can't cum ninja bailout
by just a little mah'gee September 20, 2011
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braille

Braille is a caucasian MC with records like "Timeless" and "Shades of Grey." If you appreciate a deeper form of hip hop, you should check him out. Except that he sings about God a lot for some reason.
Man did you see the Braille show last night? Fuckin SICK.
by Ashent June 29, 2006
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Bailoo1

The biggest slimy nonce to ever roam this planet. Preys on mini Chinese girls who look like they are nine years old and lubes his peperami of a penis up with hemp oil to numb his dick so he can last over 2 seconds. If you ever feel like you are a lowlife shitter of a human, just remember Bailoo1 is requesting tissues off his mum to wipe the cum off his sticky cock while laughing at impoverished Chinese citizens.
Watch out, Bailoo1 is about. Get your children inside or they will have had a new ring ripped into them
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Braylon

Is a Beener and is sus but has that 80ft cock so he has to use a bedsheet as condom.
Devin: How much for a blow?
Braylon: $12

Devin: I like 12 year olds so it’s a deal
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