bojangles

n., a state of being that is extremely fine. After the great black dancer, "Bo" Jangles.

That dude is just *so* bojangles!

by The Doctor January 9, 2005

bojangle

to choke the chicken. To jerk off. To masturbate.

1) I'm gonna bojangle to sheep and elephants.
2) Stop bojangling you pervert.

by daluder December 1, 2007

Bojangle

Verb. (Bow-Jain-Gull)
1.When one testicle hangs lower than another.
2.An old fast-food chicken place.

"Dude, i boned a piece, now i got a nasty bojangle"

by Johny Assfault April 19, 2008

Bojangles

An upset cab driver in Myrtle Beach, he drives like a crazed maniac while talking on not 1, but 2 cell phones. He also threatens to beat up the patrons in his cab once they arrive at their destination. He hates white people that don't follow the 'Real Talk, no talk' rule.

Jaybirdski: 'Why don't you slow down, you are going to miss our turn you crazy dark cabby!'

Bojangles: 'Shut your fat face you drunk cracka!'

Jaybirdski: 'Slow down before we take your freedom back!'

Bojangles: 'Get out of my cab, I can drink too, I am a man.......WHAT?! WHAT?! One of you white devils need to pay me!!!'

by Harpdizzle June 17, 2008

Bojangle

To have extreme hot chunky diarrhea that sprays at high velocity out of your anus.

Max: "Oh man that curry was spicy, I'm gonna have to go bojangle!"

Felix: "Aww man I just bojangled this morning, I wouldn't go anywhere near that toilet."

Griffin: "Yeah guys I know what you mean, I had a hot bojangle last night."

by PrunedFish April 24, 2014

Bojangle

The act of not passing a piece, blunt, bong, etc. during a smoking session, usually brought on by smoking a shit load of bud.

Pro-v: So I was just (laugh) hanging and all the sudden (giggle) the popo rolls up and...

John: Stop being such a fucking bojangle.

Dave: Ya ur fucking bojangling hard dude fucking pass it!

Pro-v: Sorry.

by SuperSam420 June 1, 2009

Bojangled

when your kids come by your office to get your debit card so they can go get some food from Bojangles.

I will be glad when these darn kids go back to school - I'm tired of being Bojangled to death!

by hipocketsred September 8, 2012