Border hopping

The act of a Mexican jumping the United States border in hope of escaping Mexico and beating the Olympic High Jump record

Kyle is excellent at border hopping, he has gone across and back over fifteen times, only being caught by Trump twice.

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 24, 2017

why am i so bored

idk but you were bored enough to actually search this.

why am i so bored.

by Skelly Bonez 11 February 27, 2020

bored as shit

an emotional state experienced during periods lacking activity or when individuals are uninterested in the opportunities surrounding them. boredom at the highest level, progresses to shit ;extreme boredom

Steve: "dude, I'm bored. I'm so bored, that I'm bored as shit."

Tim: "let's go cyber stalk losers on facebook."

Steve: "k."

by boredasshit1 December 14, 2010

Borderline Pedophile

1)One who views, thinks of , and fantasizes of images of girls/boys under the age of 18, but doesn't act on their urges

2)One who is one mistake away from being on Dateline NBC with Chris Hansen

There's my customer, the Borderline Pedophile. He always grabs the teen mags we get.

by Tone' April 20, 2008

lizzie borden

A crazy ass girl who killed her parents
see insane

Lizzie Borden took an axe and gave her mother forty whacks. And when she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty-one!

by lisa8990 September 21, 2007

Border Jumper

Anybody of Mexican descent. The name was given to them because many of the non-English speaking Mexicans came into this country illegally, which in other words, "jumped the border" thus earning them the nickname Border Jumper

Que te lasima que casa a hola nuevos?
What the fuck did you just say you border jumper?!?!

by Julio August 10, 2004

Psycho Borderline Ex Wife

A woman who is always the victim. A woman who cheats on her husband because he does not provide her with enough emotional support. A woman who uses her children as pawns in support/custody proceedings to benefit herself in obtaining more child support money which she doesn't spend on her kids. A woman who goes through boyfriends every 2-3 months and introduces these boyfriends to her children only to have them ripped away once they find out the true colors of the psycho borderline ex wife. The psycho borderline ex wife is greedy, constantly victimized, selfish and usually a gold digger.

Why does the Psycho borderline ex wife always go through a different boyfriend every month???

by The new wife December 10, 2010