The green, slimy growth of what seems to resemble hair. Only found on what one can at best assume is the head of a hideous Schmig. The Schmig will always deny any claims of having such ‘hair’ and will get the ‘poos’ if the accuser is insistent.
by TheSpeakerOfTruth. March 23, 2020
Carrot Top is a Booger Red.
by Sardean July 13, 2018
A nice large booger that covers over the entire fingertip (once it is picked) on all sides forming this unique and rare phenomenom.
by JHop April 05, 2009
A horror movie.
by Biff_Tannen March 24, 2018
When one tries to do actions on touchscreen immediately after picking their nose. The booger remnants on the finger cause the finger to stick to the surface of the touchscreen.
I was about to get a top score on my tablet when I picked my nose and forgot to properly clean off my finger...booger finger.
by buger, snot, mucus, digit January 29, 2012
A pussy booger is collective of all of the days secretians, toilet paper remnants, sweat etc. that is found generally on the heterosexual woman that is not necessarily partial to hygene detail. The texture is gummy, much like rubber cement.
After a one night stand, Peter was curious about the crusted substance stuck to his eyebrow. It in fact was a dried pussy booger.
by saps72 April 30, 2018
A semi dried wafer thin snot membrane that flops back and forth as you breathe in and out. It usually occurs in the quiet of night when your bladder is about to burst but there is no way you are getting up to pee let alone get a Kleenex. Be warned! Do not attempt a nocturnal snot rocket. When dried this may result in a razor sharp fish scale esque barnicle that will adhere to anything it touches. This can be a bad situation (as you may have guessed) ... not that I know from experience!!!?
by projectmatter May 09, 2009