Definitions by TheSpeakerOfTruth.

Booger Hair 

The green, slimy growth of what seems to resemble hair. Only found on what one can at best assume is the head of a hideous Schmig. The Schmig will always deny any claims of having such ‘hair’ and will get the ‘poos’ if the accuser is insistent.

Eww! Look at that kid’s booger hair!

Booger Hair by TheSpeakerOfTruth. March 23, 2020