The mechanism which the two biggest idiots in the room immediatle synch up and begin to systematically agree on every subject.
by UDauthor123 April 21, 2010
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Someone who is a total tool, but you cannot refer to them as a tool because they are your "friend" or you are related to them.
ME: I don't want to go to Scout's Bar Mitzvah.
MOM: Why not?
ME: Because he is a blue tool and I hope he dies soon.
MOM: Why not?
ME: Because he is a blue tool and I hope he dies soon.
by d-frank April 17, 2007
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Get the bluetoofin' mug.A theoretical state of being where the universe you reside in is superimposed on top of (and within) the frequencies and properties of the Bluetooth realm.
Nancy was walking through the Bluetooth universe. She had a Bluetooth knife flung at her. Nancy's options were to take the hit and die in the Bluetooth universe, or turn off the Bluetooth before the knife could make contact with skin. She tried to turn off the Bluetooth in the Bluetooth universe, but failed in doing so because she could not confirm the warning of turning off said universe in time. Hence, she died in the Bluetooth universe. Also, if you die in the Bluetooth universe, you are not a Bihari.
by Controlled Chaos, Tyler Brown February 17, 2010
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Dude, yesterday I slept late, I had a multiple Bluetooth fuck with Cindy, the most popular chick in school.
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"I got these awesome wireless speakers, but I couldn't get them to pair with my iPhone! Total Bluetooth balls!"
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