Bloomin' Onion 

A prolapsed asshole.

Dude, I'm fucked up. I stumbled onto some porn where some chick gave herself a Bloomin' Onion! I don't think I'll ever be the same.

Bloomin' Onion by Deathisabusinessman December 6, 2017

Bloomin hell 

Annoying word used repetitively by annoying people also a more British version of “bloody hell.”

Bloomin hell he’s annoying

Bloomin hell by Ding dong ditch bro December 25, 2020

bloobinger

He's such a ColourFul toe. He used to be a Bacon Noob but recently turned into a Bloo Dino! He's more epic than epic.

(Pie man)(ColourFul)(Boobsinger).
Don't call me boobsinger you idiot noob.

bloobinger is so epic he's just so amazing and hot and cut and hot.

bloobinger by bloobinger January 19, 2021

Bloomin 

Word that causes parents to suffer apoplexy when their toddlers learn it from their grandfathers and they subsequently look up the definition in Urban Dictionary

Not to be confused with a regional pronunciation of “blooming” as made popular by Raymond Briggs’ Father Christmas, which is a harmless colloquial ejaculation of frustration.

My child said “bloomin” and I’m worried everyone will think he’s referencing a fictional use of the word which involves a ludicrously specific sex act never performed in the history of human sexual intercourse

Bloomin by Vr1307 October 12, 2018

bloomin' onion 

Right after pulling your penis out of a female's anus, the anus stays wide open for a fraction of a second, resembling a bloomin' onion.

After Steve pulled his stark erection out of Candace's firm buttucks, it resembled a bloomin' onion for what seemed like less than a second.

bloomin' onion by D. Snutz June 8, 2003

Booming out 

When a boomer gets overwhelmed by Gen-Z humor and falls into a fit of rage or confusion

Grandson - "That's cap grandpa you didn't hit that"
Grandpa - "What the hell does cap mean I can't keep up with this young people jargon!!"
Grandson - "Uh oh Grandpa is booming out again"

Booming out by JeffdaChef2 September 14, 2021

bloomingfoods 

a shitty hippy health food store. sells products like hemp, beans, and other hippy-ish objects of hippy-ism.

Guy1: I just got back from Bloomingfoods. Man, they have some kick ass beans there.

Guy2: Shut the hell up you goddamn hippy!

Guy1: Damn... don't be so hostile man. Can't we all just get along?

Guy2: Im going to go find my shotgun...

bloomingfoods by cody12312ass February 1, 2007