Blobitch

A blobitch is a person who bitches how everything blows. Typically, a blobitch walks slowly, eats a lot, and says "that blows". A blobitch also contradicts everything you say just to be a bitch. Also, a blobitch always thinks he is right, and even if proven wrong, he will still not admit to his fault in judgment and taunt how he is still correct just because he says so.

Example 1
You: Hey, this sandwich is really good.
Blobitch: No it isn't, it fucking blows.
You: Don't be a fucking Blobitch!

Example 2
You: I just got a new car, I love it and am totally satisfied with it.
Blobitch: Your new car fucking blows, and you hate it.
You: Shut the fuck up you Blobitch!

by Snorky7777 September 21, 2010

blobvious

When it is obvious that a girl is on the blob

"Wow that girl is well moody!"
"Yeah pretty blobvious really"

by Gitwitch September 11, 2011

Blobbit

A black hobbit

The blobbit found a village in the shire, free of racial discrimination. He/she was content.

by Don cheadle October 24, 2012

BfoBS

Bitch full of bullshit. Any THOT who gives you too much of BS or puts you through a lot. A sassy bitch who thinks she's above all.

A: Do you see that hot ass over there?
B: Dude, forget about it. That's a real BfoBS. I'd stay away from her.

by dark.eyed.death November 25, 2014

blob of shit

A person wo cannot move around or do anything productive because he is to fat and lazy

Skyler is like a big blob of shit when he works in the wind tower

by Cumshotcarll August 27, 2017

blob jump

An extremely fat person who jumps either really far or really high

Person 1: dude, how is that fat dude going to win the high jump competition
Person 2: believe me, he is a total blob jump

by swaggerblob October 11, 2017

Blob

That's a decent sized blob. Who did you score that from.

Heroin smoked on foil is a blob. Also can be called a beetle

Example.

Person 1.That is a nice blob. Sort me out please
Person 2. No.

Person 1. Come on man. That blob is huge

by marty 3 April 11, 2019