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blessay

A portmanteau of blog and essay, coined by British comedian, author, and television host Stephen Fry.

These entries are considerably longer than a typical blog post, and more thoughtfully composed. Their serious nature allows for both intelligent rumination and sly wit.
Stephen Fry has written many an insightful blessay.

I hope Stephen's arm heals so that he can write another blessay soon.
by Alan Davies June 22, 2008
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perpetual bliss

infinite happiness

forever happy

a feeling of delight for a long amount of time
When Jen was around Derek she felt perpetual bliss.
by i can't find a name April 27, 2007
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Blissey

Pink egg Pokemon, evolved form of Chansey. Also known as the fat pink blob/whore/bitch. Hated by many noobish and scrubby players just because Blissey is the best special tank in competitive Pokemon. Those people get really annoyed when a Blissey tanks all their attacks from the likes of Alakazam, Jolteon, Starmie and pretty much everyone else who uses special attacks.
However, while Blissey is queen at taking special hits, she dies VERY VERY FAST to physical attacks. So, to all you whiners and haters, please pack on a hard hitting physical attacking Pokemon and that way you don't have to worry about Blissey. It really isn't very hard, you know. Also, Blissey's offense sucks; take advantage of that!
Blissey is one half of the hated SkarmBliss duo. They complement each other really well, with Skarm talking physical attacks and Blissey taking special ones. Extremely effective in 2nd and 3rd generations. However, the 4th generation in Diamond/Pearl introduced a lot more powerful attacks, meaning that Skarmory is no longer the the king at eating physical attacks.
by ADVDA May 2, 2009
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bless up

My tribe uses it as we leave each other to bless and protect each until we meet again.
by aminadaze September 2, 2016
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Blassom

A gay person's asshole that is similar to a blossom. Inverted so that the inner is now the outter.
Bob was so easy and patriotic with his balloon-knot (butthole looks like a knot of a party balloon), that his blassom was sore after a vigorous night on the town.
by gmherps August 19, 2009
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Bless My Phone

If a female say bless her phone it means that want you to send her a nude or sumin to make her day..
by Be. R r df f f November 3, 2019
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blesser

I need a blesser to maintain this lavish lifestyle
by SimplyK42 June 1, 2016
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