Bathing my dog

When a woman goes to bathroom to play with herself. Also commonly referred to as petting my kitty and or playing with my cat.

Guys, I'll be right back im bathing my dog ;-P

by Sly1987 January 23, 2018

Branching Out

Doing your thing or having a moment

Michael-That’s sooo cool Rachel-Ya I’m branching out bro

by MikeDamiobi4 February 3, 2018

Bitching

Someone that’s always complaining,crying or whining in other words being Elias

Elias is always bitching

by Bitching Elias February 22, 2019

Beathing

Beathing is like breathing but its not, since it misses an “r” and you have to do it manually now, its something different

No breathing, only beathing is allowed

by Izaak_and_gerrit_time February 6, 2020

Bathing the Gorrila

A sexual innuendo for masturbating in the bathroom.

"Paul. What did you do in the bathroom? I saw white liquid in there."
"I was bathing the Gorrila."

by IAmHungry4Memes February 23, 2022

flamingo bleaching

Wanking off whilst doing a handstand.

I walked in on Terry flamingo bleaching the other day.

by trish-morgan July 7, 2009

Sleep-Bitching

The action of bitching someone out while asleep, or while waking up. The person is cruel, and malicious with the only intent to get back to sleep or sometimes to get back at you for disturbing their slumber
May or may not wear off shortly after awakening and can be affected by substances such as coffee, alcohol, drugs, sex , a slap to the face, or any other awaking substance or decision impairing substance.

Person 1.:

" I told you your dad was probably just sleep-bitching."
Person 2:

" I thought he'd be awake, otherwise i wouldn't have called him for a ride until later."

by Lacey Lane November 7, 2011