rectal blast

When one male drives his finger(s) into another males anal cavity while ascending the staircase in high school. The element of surprise is essential. In many cases penetration may not take place, but it is certainly preffered. Variations include the corkscrew, tsunami, and infamous shocker. Look out for definite retribution.

I was heading to fourth period English, when Greg suddenly rectal blasted me from behind

by dano mo fo March 29, 2008

Turbo Blasted

The act of shitting all over the sides of the toilet and leaving the residue for someone else to find.

Man I went to the bathromm and someone turbo blasted the toilet

by SMOKE28g January 8, 2010

jefferson blast

A Jefferson Blast is when you holler out the sounds HE-HE, HEE, Jikjamona!, Jahmone, or Jikjahbnah! This is derived from South Park's The Jeffersons in which they do a parody of Michael Jackson.

Bob- Have you been up my wishing tree...
john-wait for it...
Bob-JIKJAMONA!!!
john- that was a big jefferson blast

by poopy butt December 6, 2015

Warrior Blast

When your cum shoots past your nipple.

“I hit a warrior blast last night!”

by papa papi October 1, 2018

gel blaster

when you are too much of a pussy to be hit by an airsoft or a paintball gun, but you think you are too old to use nerf guns, so you use gel blasters

Aiden: Yoo did you see Calob's new gel blaster?
Chad: Bruh you actually play with gel blasters?

Aiden: Yeah, airsoft guns are scary and I'm scared I will get hit...
Chad: They dont hurt that bad, you fucking pussy

by average skate 3 enjoyer February 15, 2022

baja blast

A Mountain Dew drink available, strangely enough, only at taco bell and tastes like a mixture of the short lived soda Pepsi Blue, regular Mountain Dew, ecstasy, Sweet Tarts, and Surge. Has a bluish-green tint.

baja blast is a tropical lemon lime storm.

by crackstar June 16, 2007

Dion Blaster

Coolest, most B.A. character in 1080 for N64. He may be prone to crashing, but he hauls balls.

"If you could have any name, what would it be?"

"Dion Blaster."

"WTF."

"Dude trust me, he's hella fast."

by Ricky Winterborn June 10, 2009