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Blasted

A term used to describe the act of demolishing a horny woman
"Michelle got totally Blasted} last night at that house party!"
by Mut8edPen9uin September 4, 2017
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BLASTED

Be the LAST time you smoke ,

drink, or do drugs.
Some tweaker " BLASTED me" big time
by Holythunder October 15, 2017
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blasted

Intense central nervous system fatigue and soreness after a heavy workout
I fell down my babygirl's apartment stairs because my legs were so fucking blasted after ATG squats.
by perfectlittlecutie November 27, 2018
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Blasted

“I blasted Lila at the party last night bro.”
by eggcellant December 2, 2018
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Blasted

When someone sucks on their {juul} for too long, they get blasted. High as FUCK.
Dude, I just took a mad hit, now im blasted as fuck.
by icecreamman192 April 14, 2019
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Blasted

Having multiple Budweiser’s and cigs.
Ben got blasted while fishing with his friends.
by Bloop 1969 August 10, 2019
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blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.
Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.
by Zonal K September 19, 2019
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