blaine

A hot read headed bitch. Who totally takes my breath away! He is the sweetest man to his girlfriend.He is the missing half of tiffany's meteor! ! Oh and he is oh so amazing in bed!

Have you met your Blaine yet?

by urMOMisAukele! February 7, 2010

Bained

Used in playing Super Smash Brothers Melee; sort of like revenge, but better. Example: Zelda kills Roy with a lucky but annoying shitty item such as a Mr. Saturn, then Roy comes back and Makes Zelda's life a living hell. Zelda is then bained. Roy bained Zelda.

Taylor: GOD DAMN IT STOP BAINING ME!
George: Sorry dude, I can't stop, I'm stuck in kick your ass mode

by George Hoefer March 17, 2005

brained

VERB: To have someone else's hairy balls shoved in your face unexpectedly. When they are shoved in your face, the balls and tightly gripped to resemble the look of a human brain. Penis should be hidden in the process so that the balls are the only thing that are shown.

Guy 1: "Dude, i just got brained in the face like no other. Guess what I did"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I licked 'em!"

by ringo the ratatata January 21, 2008

David Blaine

noun - When a female is on top of a male during sexual intercourse, and said female levitates right before the point of his climax, thus forcing the male to ejaculate on himself.

Last night was awesome till the chick I was banging pulled a David Blaine and made me spluge all over myself.

by Bejammin Foxworth March 28, 2009

Blaine

A nerdy child whose soul purpose inlife is to be ridiculed.

Joe "I feel sad"
Fred "Go find Blaine"
Joe "thats a great idea"

by joaquindk January 1, 2009

Blaine Wilson

An amazingly talented gymnast who is extremely attractive and has a bangin' body. He was the American cup champion in 1991 and 2001, and went to the olympics in '96, '00 and '04. He was one of the best athletes in the world of gymnastics.

Blaine Wilson is definitly the hottest gymnast ever!

by kelsea July 28, 2008

Bained

An embarassment, to be made fun of, expression used after an unfortunate event.

'oh my god mate, fookin bained!'

by B_chin June 15, 2007